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  1. Public Bookmark 64

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    two strangers, one terrible dating website, and a connection neither of them was looking for.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    An ache started to settle inside Will's chest, burrowing deep between his heart and ribs.

    Mike let go of the hug, stepping back a few inches and kissing the sobriety chip, "For you. For Nora."

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    Mike and Will navigate married life, struggling through Mike’s sobriety and being on the brink of divorce.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    "What exactly are you calling for, Nancy?"

    There was a moment of silence before she continued. "I'm living in Paris—for work. I can't… they won't let him leave the country, and I can't move back fast enough for it to matter."

    Will felt his face pale. "What about your parents?"

    "They don't want anything to do with him, not after—"

    "Yeah, I heard. What about…"

    "Will, there's no one else. I've tried."

    "Nancy, I can't… I can't just—"

    "Please. I wouldn't be asking if there was another option."

    Will bit the inside of his cheek. "Okay."

    Or: Mike is on house arrest for 6 months and has no choice but to stay with Will, even though they haven't spoken in two years.

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    10 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Will is trying to move on.

    A night out at a midnight shadow cast performance of The Rocky Horror Picture Show seems like a good start: outrageous costumes, bizarre traditions, and a cute guy who might just be worth giving a chance. For the first time in a long while, Will is ready to step into the world—and maybe even into something new.

    What he doesn’t expect is seeing the one person he can’t stop thinking about standing under the stage lights—in fishnets, a corset, and looking entirely too good.

    Suddenly, moving on is the last thing on Will's mind.

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    09 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    “Will, how is it possible that you cool things off for Mike without even being there?”

    “What? I don’t—” he starts.

    “Yeah, you’re like his cooler,” Dustin adds. “When you don’t come out with us, Mike just sits at the bar and mopes.”

    “I do not!” Mike shouts.

    “And when you do come out with us,” he continues. “Mike spends half the night checking on you. And he’ll tell whatever girl he’s talking to that he needs to go ‘check on his roommate,’ and he ditches her.”

    “Will, don’t take this the wrong way, but you’ve totally been cockblocking Mike without even doing anything,” Lucas teases.

    “Come on, don’t be a dick, Lucas,” Mike grumbles.

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    After a months-long dry spell, the party agrees to help each other get laid, and a misguided Will dedicates himself to being Mike's anti-cooler. Then, a drinking game gone wrong puts Mike and Will in a precarious situation where they must kiss or risk losing the game, and a panicked Mike accidentally says something a little too revealing about his feelings, much to Will's surprise.

    loosely based on the events of New Girl 2x15, Cooler

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    07 Jun 2026