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Hermione Granger was captured, obliviated, and remade into Hermione Malfoy - dutiful daughter, loyal servant of Voldemort, and Draco’s younger sister.
............“You're my brother, I'll always be there for you. I love you.”
His heart stuttered.
He wanted to be selfish, to twist that declaration into something else. To hear it without the brother attached to it, without the neat little box she put it in.
He wanted to cross the space between them, to seize her face in his hands and kiss her until the lie shattered.
He wanted to fall to his knees and beg her to choose him.
He also wanted to set himself on fire for wanting that.
..............He was falling for her. She believed he was her brother.
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Hermione Granger is killing the Death Eaters the Ministry failed to punish. Draco Malfoy is the Auror assigned to investigate the Murder/Missing cases.
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“So the wolf goes to the first pig’s ridiculous straw house,” Hermione said, stroking Draco’s hair in slow, lazy movements. “And she knocks. Politely.”Draco snorted. “A polite wolf. That’s new.”
“A very polite wolf,” Hermione confirmed. “She knocks. And the little pig, a truly unpleasant creature, sticks his snout out the window and calls her a stupid mutt.”
Draco winced. “Well, that was a mistake.”
“Oh, yes. Massive one.” She smiled sweetly. “So the wolf huffs. And she puffs. And she blows his pathetic straw house over. And then, drum roll—”
She paused, lifting one finger slightly, savoring it.
“She eats him.”
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A collection of 5 unrelated Dramione short stories.
In "Flatmate Constitution"... Theo dumps Hermione in Draco's flat as a housewarming gift. Miraculously, she decides to stay. (FLUFF)
In "Self Love"... he loves her, but he doesn't want to change his ways. So she decides to leave. (BREAK UP)
In "Domesticating A Ferret"... Draco chooses exile to the Muggle world over Azkaban. Hermione becomes his caretaker. (HUMOR)
In "Chosen"... Hermione manifested as Omega and chose Draco as her Alpha. (A/B/O, HUMOR)
In "Counting Scars"... he captures her, but she slowly turns the tide in her favor (NON-CON)
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A chaotic and hilarious marriage law fic in which Hermione Granger gets paired with Draco Malfoy, and Malfoy learns to beg.
Hermione’s voice dropped dangerously low. “We are NOT having sex.”
“WHY?” Draco demanded.
“BECAUSE IT’S YOU!” Hermione yelled.
Draco looked outrageously offended. “WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!”
Hermione started counting on her fingers. “Your personality! Your face! Your attitude! Your arrogance! Your—”
“My face?!” Draco squawked.
“You KNOW what I mean!”
“I truly don’t!”
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Hermione shook her head violently, trembling with rage. “You’re mad. You’re selfish. You don’t love me, Draco, you just want to own me. You’ve twisted everything - your morals, your loyalty - just to justify this obsession.”
Draco’s jaw clenched. His hands curled into fists, but his voice was steady and cold.
“Maybe I am twisted. Maybe I am selfish. Fuck morals, fuck sides, fuck all of it. If you’re free when the Order wins, or mine if Voldemort does, then I can live with that. That’s all that matters.”
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Pink, sunset light beams through the skylights as a nimble form rounds the corner. Her hair is pink. It’s not just the light.
Sasuke has never been good at naming the emotions taking residence in his body. But now, it comes easily. Something like cool forest shade on a hot day, like a hand held up over his eyes to block out the sun. Relief.
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Sasuke returns to Konoha. By chance, he and Sakura are neighbors. They aren't quite friends anymore.
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A quiet gleam grew in Sasuke's eyes, something like satisfaction, or triumph. It was as if he could see all the turmoil Sakura had been through, and had known all along that she would come.
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Ever since she’d been small, Hermione’s reward for good marks had been a rampage through a bookshop, so the day she tore open her O.W.L.s results and triumphantly brandished the eleven Outstandings, her beaming mother said, “We’ll go to Foyles tomorrow,” without any discussion required.
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27 May 2026
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Loved this Draco and Hermione so much. Protector Draco + Researcher Hermione. Very original plot.
"If by life or death I can serve you, I will. I swear it by my blood and by my line.”
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The Nott so Subtle Art of Matchingmaking by Crymsy, emeraldsinthedark, ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, TiffyTea
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2025
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Hermione Granger’s post-breakup coping strategy is simple: professionalism and absolutely no pining. Unfortunately, both become harder to maintain the moment she and her partner at the DMAC, Theodore Nott, arrive at the DMGS fundraising gala. That’s when she spots longtime crush Oliver Wood, looking obnoxiously handsome and being impossibly charming. When the Ministry’s bargain-bin fireworks inevitably misfire, Hermione is forced into work mode, but chaos (plus a whole lot of Theo’s meddling and a heroically disheveled Oliver) quickly dismantles what’s left of her resolve.
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21 Apr 2026
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Not a Dramione endgame. Spineless Draco. Hermione x Oliver Wood - he's hot af! Sooo glad there was no second chance for shitty D. Meddling Theo for the win. Very satisfying fic.
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Draco had a problem.
It was a Hermione Granger-shaped problem. It walked like Hermione Granger, it talked like Hermione Granger, and (when he was lucky), it chewed him out like Hermione Granger.
But he knew, deep down, that it wasn’t Hermione Granger.
Because there was no way on God’s green earth that Hermione Granger had those fucking tits.
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16 Mar 2026
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Super funny!!! Men writing women fest. Draco is a boob guy 😂