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- House M.D. (2)
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House is never home. What's a girl to do when she's horny, in love, and left alone too long?
"You shriek as the bedroom door opens and House stares at you, open-mouthed.
The vibrator's coated in fluids. Your fluids. You hurriedly switch it off and look back at House in mortification.
"I'm—it's not—I wasn't—" You swallow. "It's not what it looks like."
"Right," House says slowly, finally snapping his jaw shut. He limps into the room. "So, you just recreationally store medical devices in your vagina? Is that a preventative treatment plan, or just lifestyle maintenance?""
Or, that one time House caught you masturbating... and didn't leave.
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- Part 2 of Happy Endings
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You've always been a little weird. Scratch that—a whole lot of weird, with a dash of dumb sprinkled in.
You've seen Doctor Gregory House cause mayhem and save patients all around the hospital—yes, even where he wasn't authorized.
Unlike normal people, you're weird enough to convince yourself that a crush on him is logical and asking him to marry you is a rational life choice, so when House and Cuddy implode spectacularly, you approach him.
He agrees.
You did not expect him to immediately announce it, and ask the nurses to keep a box of tissues ready for Cuddy.
You did not expect him to immediately tell every single person in the hospital you like to roleplay as nurse and him a doctor during sex. Especially since you haven't had sex (yet).
You tell yourself you can handle it.
Famous last words.
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- Part 1 of Happy Endings
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A series where a character eventually gets their happy ending.
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A slow burn story.
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Gregory House does not let people in. He has his reasons - good ones, earned ones, the kind written in scar tissue and chronic pain and the particular exhaustion of being the smartest person in the room and still not being able to fix the things that matter.
And then there is Grace Miller, who doesn't try to get in at all. Who just - stays. Without asking for anything.
It turns out that's the one thing he doesn't know how to defend against.Bookmarked by actomyosin
24 Jun 2026
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“Unimaginatively bored” is what one newspaper called your appearance in court. You did not understand what more the media possibly wanted.
Your father is dead. Murdered by the wellness-obsessed lunatic who was unfortunately your mother. No amount of tears would bring him back.
You’re being ripped away from your life in New York and dumped in the grey suburbs Maryland, forced to live under the roof of your aunt, whose most interesting trait is her loyalty to decaf coffee. She's your legal guardian until you’re eighteen. Or at least until you can emancipate yourself with the help of your father’s lawyer.
But first: therapy. Court mandated. To subdue any potential “negative altercations”.
Your therapist is reputable, quiet, observational. Far too observational. You don’t like him. You don’t trust him. And yet, he seemed to have taken a peculiar interest in you.
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13 Jun 2026
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House has been miserable ever since his ex, Stacy, started working at the same hospital as him. So when he comes up with a ridiculous scheme to win her back, you somehow end up caught in the middle.
Pretending to date each other so Stacy will realize she still wants him is definitely the worst plan imaginable, but it becomes even worse when real feelings start getting in the way.
Between late nights filled with piano melodies, unexpected kisses, and a growing intimacy neither of you knows how to handle, pretending and reality blur until there’s no way back.
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12 Jun 2026
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House's team has never seen him panic before.
They've never seen him carry a patient into Diagnostics at midnight, either.
As a routine case spirals into something far more serious, House is forced to watch the person he loves become the one patient he can't stay objective about.
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House's mysterious spouse is admitted and he has to figure out what you have!
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03 Jun 2026
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AU during Season 3 set after the episode One Day, One Room.
Ever since opening up to that patient about his abuse as a child House can't help but see the world a little differently. Instead of enjoying a good time with a hooker he is staring at the bruises around her neck. At first she is just another puzzle to him but it quickly spirals into something more.
Will House be able to save her from the violent situation she's in? The way no one managed to save him as a child. And what will happen if he fails?
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30 May 2026