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so cover your eyes, I have a surprise by acciotomarry
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Sep 2021
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Thomas Riddle-Potter sees a terrible surprise on the morning of his seventh birthday. It's so terrible, he grabs his rucksack and Nagini and runs away from home.
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- Part 1 of blue blood/silver spoons
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I Can Hear The Bells by rocksaltboba (acciotomarry)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2018
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“Hello, Potter Weddings. Your vision, your wedding - you'll have it your way.”
A wheeze sounded over the fire call, “Sounds like Burger King.”
Harry was a wedding planner who couldn’t even keep his own marriage. Like a chef who burned his dishes. But here he was anyway. If his own marriage couldn’t last, he’d make sure other couples get their own happily ever after, starting with a memorable event. Having a long, bitter history with the new client’s fiancé and Harry’s ex-boyfriend, though? That kind of complicates the happy ending.
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Voldemort knew this pointless conference was going nowhere. Luckily, his mummy knew how to cheer him up.
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Non-connecting fics centred on Voldemort|Tom, Harry, and their fictional children. These works are not related to each other unless otherwise stated.
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Something Precious by diamondbruise for masked
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jul 2026
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“Hanguang-jun, do you know him?” Lan Jingyi asked, breaking the silence.
Lan Wangji’s eyes flitted easily away from Wei Wuxian to the junior, before giving a slight shake of his head.
or, everyone forgets wwx
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15 Jul 2026
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15 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by Sagebrner
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
It's actually with even more gay
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You're a goddamn genius.----
The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.
Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.
or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.
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07 Jul 2026
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At first, it felt like things returned back to their usual rhythm. The kids seemed to get over the shock of an unfortunate twist in the night-hunt, and soon none of them seemed too troubled over it.
Lan Zhan, however, was another matter altogether.
or, lwj starts acting strange
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27 Jun 2026
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Catfished by Shane Hollander!? by MadeofMud
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
13 Jul 2026
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“Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.
“Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”
“What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.
“This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”
Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.
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27 Jun 2026