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"She thinks we're on a date," Emily said, when the woman had gone, around a spoonful of something with figs in it.
"We're two friends having dinner."
"At a candlelit corner table for two and a half hours."
"It's a small restaurant, they're all corner tables."
"You ordered me the exact side I would have ordered, if I'd been allowed to keep reading the menu instead of being informed I'd taken long enough."
"That's not a date, that's paying attention."
"Mm," said Emily, in a tone that conceded precisely nothing, and ate the fig dessert, and did not, Andy noted, ever actually get around to saying it wasn't.
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More than a decade after Andy had left runway, a chance meeting at a bakery reunites her with Emily, freshly divorced and pregnant with her second child. What follows is, of course, a love story.
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30 Jun 2026
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On Emily Charlton’s self-created and self-reviewed scale of human disasters, Andrea Sachs ranks as a Category Six. Previously, the scale reached its maximum at Category Five, but Andy is so utterly singular in her ability to emulate total catastrophe that Emily has redesigned the system to accommodate her.
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Emily Charlton, Andrea Sachs, and something that might be love.
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10 Jun 2026
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Alas for my poor heart, it aches, so deep is my love by Getting_gayer
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
12 May 2026
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The second time she felt it was two weeks later. Andrea had somehow managed to get those damn Harry Potter books. They weren't even that good, but god knows Emily wouldn't have a clue on how to get her hands on them, so seeing this wannabe pull it off boiled something inside her. She just wanted Andrea to fail already, so Emily could say she told them so, so she wouldn't have to look at those clueless doe eyes anymore. Her chest burned, and she coughed once, willing this feeling away. A single blue — cerulean — petal landed on her desk.
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The one where Emily gets the Hanahaki disease.
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05 Jun 2026
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Every movie, every book, every story about the horrors of letting in the ghosts has prepared Dani for the constant state of alarm. The panic. The discomfort of the situation.
Not a single goddamn one told her how stupid it would be.
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05 May 2026
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5 times that trinity santos is definitely sure that she and samira are only going out as friends +1 time she realizes otherwise
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12 Apr 2026