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“You’re who I’m going home with at the end of the night. The rest is just smoke and mirrors.”
Caitlyn Kiramman has sold out stadium tours, won over a dozen Grammys and has been the musical guest on SNL… twice. But after her ex PR representative shares a revealing tweet about her queer identity, she is forced to rebrand. Again.
Thrust into a PR relationship with her best friend, she meets a pink-haired female hockey player and must choose between continuing to live a comfortable lie orchestrated by her mother and the fame machine or risking everything for a shot at being true to herself.
Based on the album "Reputation" by Taylor Swift.
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Tequila Makes her Clothes Fall Off by a_pottymouthed_parrot
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
09 Dec 2024
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“I have an idea.” Caitlyn sing songs.
“I like the sound of that.” Vi responds, slowly rubbing her relentless hands up the small of Caitlyn’s waist and back down again. “Lay it on me.” She teases, sending a swarm of butterflies through the other.
“Would you want to do another shot with me?” Caitlyn ventured.
“You know I’d never turn that down, Cupcake.” Caitlyn rolls her eyes at the nickname and then pulls her ear towards her pink lips.
“But I’ll be the shot glass.” She whispers seductively.TLDR: Caitlyn and Vi spend a night on the town in the undercity. Smut and fluff ensues.
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(Caitlyn's Version) by a_pottymouthed_parrot
Fandom Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
30 Jun 2026
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Arcane/League of Legends Celebrity AU where Caitlyn is a popstar! Each work is based on a different Taylor Swift album! If you want to read them in order, start with Reputation and go chronologically by album release. Might do one shots based on singles but no promises.
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A Mountain Called Hunger by RunePhoenix6769
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
24 Mar 2026
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Sagarmāthā, aka Everest. The highest point on Earth.
Five vertical miles of glory, shattered ambitions, and broken bodies.
Mountaineers embrace suffering, and walk hand in hand with death. It's a risk all mountain climbers accept in pursuit of personal triumph, critical acclaim, or social media notoriety.
Carrying a legacy, Caitlyn chases the end of a journey her father never got to finish.
Vi climbs for the conquest, for the thrill, for the sheer defiance of it—flipping off the naysayers as she aims to carve her name into history.
Their relationship exists in fragments: stolen moments between expeditions, fleeting warmth found at the feet of the most beautiful and brutal mountains on the planet. But Caitlyn has drawn a hard line: when this climb is done, she swears she’s hanging up her crampons for good.
Where will that leave her and Vi?
Vi lives for the mountains—for the danger, the triumph, the glory.
Once they’ve reached the summit, will they choose each other, or go their separate ways?
And will the mountain even give them the chance to choose at all?
AKA The one where they are stubborn, ambitious idiots.
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30 Jun 2026
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Adora Gray lives in a perfect town with perfect friends and a perfectly managed emptiness. Then Catra arrives—a magicat with a sharp tongue and real sadness, who feels like the first honest thing Adora’s ever known. As Adora falls for her, the seams of her perfect world begin to fray: glitches in the scenery, rehearsed reactions from friends, the persistent feeling of being watched. Is Catra the escape Adora has been craving, or is she the final, perfect lock on the cage?
(A story about love that blooms in the cracks of a fabricated world, and the choice between a beautiful lie and a terrifying, real freedom.)
Bookmarked by a_pottymouthed_parrot
25 Jun 2026
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Catra sometimes sees older cadets sneaking off to hide their relationships. No big deal, until her best friend follows her to see what all the fuss is about and gets a little more curious than intended.
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“And they were roommates” But both of them just witnessed doomed yuri and are absolutely planning to repeat it
Bookmarked by a_pottymouthed_parrot
24 Jun 2026
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A Shitty Gay Song About You by Dailysapphicater
Fandoms: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
09 Jun 2026
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Glimmer, Adora, and Bow have been roommates for about a year now and recently Catra, Scorpia, and Entrapta moved into the apartment, in fact they moved in right next door, along with their loud music that even rivals Glimmer’s. But Glimmer has bigger beef with Catra then just the music causing a newly rekindled war between the two. However Catra and Adora have a different kind of burning passion between the two, one that doesn’t involve screaming, and one that the two don’t know how to express in words…for now. Will Glimmer’s war on the band come between Catra and Adora’s rekindled relationship?
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24 Jun 2026
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Sacrosanct by griddlebutch for Sexyblasphemy
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 May 2026
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It's not every day you find out your childhood nemesis went to a convent and came back a - holy shit - fully fledged nun. Robes and all. And, because god doesn't hate you enough, she happened to hire the architectural preservation firm you work for to fix up the janky church you both grew up in. Hope this doesn’t awaken anything in you sexually.
Sacrosanctity (n.) the declaration of physical inviolability of a temple, a sacred object, or a person. Something so holy, so sacred, that it becomes absolutely untouchable.
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23 Jun 2026