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Listen, it isn’t like Robert is actively looking, or anything, not specifically, not in any way beyond the usual situational sweep of the eyes across every room he is in, a defensive reflex honed over years of necessity. It doesn’t matter whether it is a meeting room or the bathroom, his eyes automatically and systematically track every wall from corner to corner, his brain registering potential threats, calculating potential escapes routes. The inherent vulnerability of a locker room—naked is not his preferred state of being—only exacerbates that habit, makes his eyes flit more regularly—
Fuck, who is he shitting. Who is he even defending himself to?
So, he’s been watching Herman in the showers, so fucking what?
or: Herman has certain aquatic features, and Robert has certain feelings about it.
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06 Jul 2026
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The words had been something like ‘bet you could put that down your penis’, because of course Herman had said penis, and of course the clearest thing he’d said in days was a mistake that he surely did not want to actually say.
“Uh! Sorry! I don’t— I didn’t mean to say, um, let that out.”
Robert tipped his head backwards to look at Herman, snorting at the man’s bright red face.
“I can pretend I didn’t hear it, if you want.”
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02 Jul 2026
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When Waterboy first started his new job at SDN, he never thought that he'd be working alongside his childhood idol. Things take a turn for the worse, though, when he comes across said idol picking glass shards out of his chest, unlocking a side of Herman that even he had never known about.
Valentine's Day fic for WooleyWitch! Hope you enjoy :3
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02 Jul 2026
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When a strange rip in spacetime opens up on top of Flambae and sends him hurtling back through time to land in the past smack dab in the middle of his fight against Mecha Man in the burning mall, he understandably panics. But after he manages to escape the fight with his fingers still attached and no handcuffs around his wrists, he realizes that he's somehow managed to change the past, not just re-live it. How is that possible?
Hmmm. And what else can he change?
Realizing that he's stuck here now in this new timeline, Flambae resolves to use his knowledge of the future to make things better for himself, his friends, and his family. He's going to do things right this time around. He's going to be a real hero. He's going to help.
And quite frankly, who needs more help than one Robert Robertson the Third?
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02 Jul 2026
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I love them. Despite everything I love them.
A SecUnit earns its freedom.
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30 Jun 2026