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When the Wolves Come Out to Play by Chlorokin
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Jan 2026
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The flawless ease with which Jaskier lands the job should be his very first clue that the whole thing is a bad fucking deal.
But, never one to look a gift paycheck in the mouth when it seems his indie music career will never take off, Jaskier signs right the fuck up when he walks in and is inexplicably offered the head bartender position at The Medallion.
Jaskier does not consider for a moment that he is actually qualified for it. Sure, he has experience, five years bartending in Oxenfurt before his recent move to Blaviken is nothing to sneeze at, but he has no actual managerial expertise.
Churning out shots, shaking mixed drinks and pulling pints at lightspeed is not something that is intimidating to Jaskier, but being expected to do so while also taking responsibility for managing the two other bartenders on staff is not Jaskier’s forte.
Still, after just over three weeks at his new job, Jaskier is cautiously optimistic that he has indeed, somehow, been able to fake it until he makes it.
That is, until the night that the pub's real owners come to visit, and Jaskier gets his first look at the Wolves who run this town.
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26 May 2026
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When the Wolves Come Out to Play by Chlorokin
Updated: 2026-01-19
Work ID: 66992008Relationship Tags:
• Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
• Aiden/Lambert (The Witcher)Work Summary:
The flawless ease with which Jaskier lands the job should be his very first clue that the whole thing is a bad fucking deal.
But, never one to look a gift paycheck in the mouth when it seems his indie music career will never take off, Jaskier signs right the fuck up when he walks in and is inexplicably offered the head bartender position at The Medallion.
Jaskier does not consider for a moment that he is actually qualified for it. Sure, he has experience, five years bartending in Oxenfurt before his recent move to Blaviken is nothing to sneeze at, but he has no actual managerial expertise.
Churning out shots, shaking mixed drinks and pulling pints at lightspeed is not something that is intimidating to Jaskier, but being expected to do so while also taking responsibility for managing the two other bartenders on staff is not Jaskier’s forte.
Still, after just over three weeks at his new job, Jaskier is cautiously optimistic that he has indeed, somehow, been able to fake it until he makes it.
That is, until the night that the pub's real owners come to visit, and Jaskier gets his first look at the Wolves who run this town.
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Jaskier has an unfortunate habit of landing himself in ridiculous situations, especially when it comes to a particular Morhen Reserve Witcher. Needing to be rescued from a tree. Getting turned on at inappropriate times. Developing a crush once they’ve become friends. Missing all of the clues that the attraction is mutual. Accidentally discovering that his crush has a sex dungeon. Being so overeager he doesn’t properly follow instructions.
The point is, he’s in over his head. Good thing Eskel is there to make sure he doesn't sink deep enough to drown.
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26 May 2026
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Swing My Way by EvanescentDreamer
Completed: 2025-08-17
Work ID: 69407431Relationship Tags:
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Jaskier has an unfortunate habit of landing himself in ridiculous situations, especially when it comes to a particular Morhen Reserve Witcher. Needing to be rescued from a tree. Getting turned on at inappropriate times. Developing a crush once they’ve become friends. Missing all of the clues that the attraction is mutual. Accidentally discovering that his crush has a sex dungeon. Being so overeager he doesn’t properly follow instructions.
The point is, he’s in over his head. Good thing Eskel is there to make sure he doesn't sink deep enough to drown.
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Take All The Courage by prettybirdy979
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Sep 2016
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When what should have been a straight forward mission in Hell's Kitchen goes pear shaped due to lack of communication, teaching his teammates sign language seems like a logical step to Clint. Communication when their comms are down - great plan! And including the local vigilante, who's been working closely with them on this, is a real no-brainer.
Until it turns out said vigilante is an asshole that thinks sign language is beneath him, judging by the way he's stubbornly refusing to learn it.
(Conversely - Matt's trying, he really is but damn it, those two signs are exactly the same... what do you mean they mean completely different things?!)
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Take All The Courage by prettybirdy979
Published: 2016-09-26
Work ID: 8141192Relationship Tags:
• Clint Barton & Matt Murdock
• Matt Murdock & Avengers TeamWork Summary:
When what should have been a straight forward mission in Hell's Kitchen goes pear shaped due to lack of communication, teaching his teammates sign language seems like a logical step to Clint. Communication when their comms are down - great plan! And including the local vigilante, who's been working closely with them on this, is a real no-brainer.
Until it turns out said vigilante is an asshole that thinks sign language is beneath him, judging by the way he's stubbornly refusing to learn it.
(Conversely - Matt's trying, he really is but damn it, those two signs are exactly the same... what do you mean they mean completely different things?!)
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/05/07
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Prompt: Snarry through Dudley’s eyes.
Sometimes you’re both the gay cousin.- Language:
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08 May 2026
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Dudley “Capability” Dursley by Coconutice22
Published: 2024-05-03
Work ID: 55296001Relationship Tags:
• Harry Potter/Severus Snape
• Dudley Dursley/Neville Longbottom
• Harry Potter/Other(s)Work Summary:
Prompt: Snarry through Dudley’s eyes.
Sometimes you’re both the gay cousin.(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/05/07
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In which Zach owns a tech company, Willy is a porn star, and somehow they still fit together.
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19 Apr 2026
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Who Treats You Right by dharma_club
Published: 2019-11-01
Work ID: 21262814Relationship Tags:
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In which Zach owns a tech company, Willy is a porn star, and somehow they still fit together.
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/04/19