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    Ilya Rozanov, promising young star of MLH, freshly drafted by New York Admirals, found himself in a bathroom stall with Shane Hollander. The captain and new legend of Montreal Metros. Suddenly his knees are very enthusiastic about meeting the floor.

    Or-Younger Ilya is rookie of admirals. The mission is: play hockey and seduce Hollander into being his dom (at least that’s what he thought).
    Side quests: fuck around and get spanked by his captain, (his) Shane Hollander, and maybe some more.

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    09 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    “Goalie eyes see all” is a concept every hockey player knows.
    Sometimes, a goalie sees more that anyone else realizes.

    Goalies are weird.
    Goalies often hold a privileged status on the ice, to be protected, to be respected for their skill.
    Goalies are recognized as a special set of people in the game of ice hockey, and the nature of their position and job tends to allow them leeway in their idiosyncrasies, and teams will most often humor and adapt to their goalie’s tendencies and personality.
    Especially if they’re good at their job.

    Shane Hollander is very good at his job.

    Shane Hollander has very good goalie eyes and a reputation for making good calls.
    On the rare occasion that Hollander asserts himself on something with the team, they have learned to go along.
    Hollander doesn’t do things without a good reason.

    Even dragging people out of fights.

     

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    A.K.A. a series of one-shots on how the Wallander Yank came to be.

    Check out the original post here on Tumblr

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “We could’ve had everything,” Shane admitted softly.

    The confession hurt more than he expected.

    “A real relationship. A family. A future.” His eyes drifted toward the planes outside again before he exhaled slowly. “But dreams eventually end.” A small, tired smile pulled at his mouth. “And this is me waking up.”

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): i keep thinking this is some sort of insane dream
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): but no. we got SHANE HOLLANDER.
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): because of HOMOPHOBIA!
    Sherlock Holmes (Carter Holmberg): rare homophobia win
    Shane Hollander: Well let’s not go that far.
    El Capitan (Ilya Rozanov): holmberg please refrain from being pro homophobia in the group chat or shane will report you to management

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told through a number of increasingly unhinged texts

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    02 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 39

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    “Okay, so you’ve got the yips.” Shane’s delightfully one-track mind came with the tendency to wear out sports metaphors. “Like… sex yips. Maybe we try another play.”

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    31 May 2026