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Like You Could Be Family by EthelPhantom
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types
27 Dec 2019
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“Dick, are you seriously trying to model on the cheese shelf? I swear I’m going to disown you as soon as we get home— hey, miss, do you want a new embarrassing brother? You look like you could actually be family anyway.”
Marinette stared at her wrist. Of all the things she was expecting to read on her skin once she turned 18, she wasn’t— it really was not, well, whatever the hell this was.Series
- Part 1 of The Family They Found
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17 Jun 2026
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In for a Penny, In for a Pound by orphan_account
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jun 2025
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A collection of Scumplane ficlets, some cross-posted on socials. Not in chronological order. Chapter sneak peek:
- First Courting Gift
- Scumplane adopt Luo Binghe AU
- SQH engineers a Redemption Arc for his hot Shixiong
- What's canon to an author?
Enjoy~
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17 Jun 2026
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He Wasn't Your Shizun When We Smashed! by SleepySsnail
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Nov 2024
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“SHANG SHISHU!”
The sudden slam of his office door opening made Shang Qinghua jump and pale as Luo Binghe flew into the room. The young demon lord looked frazzled and worked up, with none of his usual composure or gracefulness.
With quick strides Luo Binghe loomed over where Shang Qinghua sat, his expression wild and panicked as he loudly asked, “DID YOU FUCK MY SHIZUN, SHANG SHISHU?!”
“Yes.” Shang Qinghua said before quickly adding, “But technically no.”
Or: Luo Binghe discovers Shang Qinghua and the original Shen Qingqiu got it on, and needs to know everything. Shang Qinghua just wants to get through the conversation alive!
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- Part 4 of Shang Qinghua's 12/12 Challenge
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16 Jun 2026
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Grow Your Dick’s Size with this Quick Trick! For Only 500 S-Points! by SleepySsnail
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Oct 2024
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“Why does Wei Shidi keep praising your size?” Shen Qingqiu asked with disdain.
Shang Qinghua rolled his eyes. “Cucumber bro, for someone who doesn’t want to fuck me, you ask a lot of questions about my sex life.”
Shen Qingqiu sputtered and flicked his fan out to hide his face before he hissed, “Just answer the question! What is this second heavenly pillar nonsense?!”
“It was a reward system.”
“Eh?”
Shang Qinghua shrugged and said, “It did that after a particularly inspired ‘Doctor’s visit.’ Mu Shidi was a little concerned about the change.”
Or: Shang Qinghua tells Shen Qingqiu how the System blessed him with a large pillar in the middle of a "Doctor's Appointment" with Mu Qingfang. Featuring a very panicked Mu Qingfang who knows for a fact that, “Shixiong this is not normal!”
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- Part 3 of Shang Qinghua's 12/12 Challenge
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16 Jun 2026
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It’s Not Masturbation if You Transmigrated into the Clone by SleepySsnail
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Oct 2024
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“Show me how you did it.”
“Eh?” Airplane asked, taken aback.
“Show me what they like so I can do it too.”
“That’s a lot of things to teach!” Airplane said a little hysterically. After all, that was twelve peaks worth of kinks! Did this guy even have the stamina!
But the original Shang Qinghua was nothing if not persuasive, and Airplane wasn’t one to back down from a challenge, let alone one of this magnitude.
“Fine.” Airplane sighed. “But you asked for this.”
Or: Airplane teaches the Original Shang Qinghua how to please the other peak lords with a very...hands on approach. They both have a good time.
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- Part 2 of Shang Qinghua's 12/12 Challenge
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16 Jun 2026