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  1. Public Bookmark 73

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    Five times interactions with either Shane or Ilya that leave Scott Hunter baffled, and the one time he finally connects the dots.

    Or: Scott has no clue about Hollanov. But he sure will find out.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Hayden stares, the sight in front of him not quite computing.

    There is the couch. There is Shane on the couch. There is Shane on the couch, sleeping on his back with one arm wrapped securely around the waist of another person sleeping on top of him. The waist of another man sleeping on top of him.

    A man.

    As in, not Boston Lily.

    As in, not a woman at all.
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    Or, a prank goes awry and Hollanov is outed even earlier. At least everyone can agree that it’s still entirely Hayden Pike’s fault.

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    01 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    ‘My teammates think you’re my girlfriend,’ Shane Hollander leads with a fucking bomb of an information and Lilian chokes on her coffee.

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    Lilian Harris, the goalkeeper of Boston PWHL team and a newly minted PWHL champion wakes up with the worst hangover of her life. In a hotel bed in Montreal. Which she is sharing with three of her teammates and the freaking Walter Cup.
    Her phone is full of messages from Montreal Voyagers players who watched the match last night, saw the name Lilian and the word Boston, and came to the completely wrong conclusion once again.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Shane has his cornerstones of control: Ilya, food, and hockey.

    He can keep them all discrete and harmonious - a well-oiled machine.

    Except Hayden really should know about Ilya, shouldn't he? And surely telling him can't blow Shane's life up too much? Ilya doesn't think so, but Ilya routinely asserts that his skates are "too American and trying to humble him", so maybe Ilya's opinions aren't always to be entirely trusted.

    OR: Hayden Pike loves Shane a lot. Enough to tolerate the Russian shitbag that is Ilya Rozanov? Well...

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    30 Jun 2026

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    It’s not the way he meant it, but if Hollander takes so much fucking offense on the (not even intentional) implication that there’s something more than rivalry going on between him and Rozanov… so be it. Scott isn’t here to coddle some homophobic crybaby.

    Scott straightens, squares his shoulders, pulls on all of height, his strength, his anger.

    “You fucking heard me, Hollander.”

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    Or: Scott completely misreads his fight with Hollander in the ice

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    30 Jun 2026