YouHaveGotToBeKiddin



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    Jason gave Batman a choice. Him, or Joker. Only one can live. So Bruce really shouldn't be suprised.

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    Years after the 'Red Hood incident' Justice League is desperate, and needs any help there is to fight with evil entities (or just demons) plague. They menage to get help from ancient group of assassin-monks, the All-Caste.

    Batman is confronted with the son he thought he'd never see again.
    Batfamily comes across the new set of problems, and Dick's conflict with Bruce isn't helping.
    Jason found a new family and just tries his best not to interact with the bat-clan.

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    31 May 2026

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    All it takes is a routine trip to the dentist to set off a series of events that somehow ends in Jason getting married. To Roy.

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    18 May 2026

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    Woke up , read peak— even if I had a baby or got married in the afternoon , my morning would not be peaked , this fic would out rank any event of the day .

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    “The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”

    “Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”

    Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.

    “You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”

    “You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.

    “No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”

    Jason bluescreened.

     

    (Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)

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    21 Apr 2026

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    i have reread this fic so many times that its not even funny. i love the characterization, i love Jason's relationship with both Tim and Steph. its literally everything i could want in a batfam fic. also a great length, not super short, but i can finish it within the day. lowks read it so many times I've had dreams of it. super recommend to people, super cute and super fun !! Shoutout Steph for being an awesome genius as well, the real MVP of the whole thing.

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    Billy Batson investigates the Red Hood's operations in Gotham.

    A few days later, Captain Marvel asks Jason Todd for help.

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    11 Apr 2026

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    i love Billy and Jason brotherhood :(((( they mean so much to me, and dick as well !!! I'm so glad this fic showed jason not needing Bruce's approval, like im so glad it made a point that he didn't need bruce to see what he was doing for it to be real, i feel like there's always a focus in jason needing to be forgiven instead of on his growth and his character and i love it so much

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    "Ahki, you need to secure the windows," Damian said when they got home from the gym, tossing his backpack carelessly on the floor and sprinting to the living room window to check the locks.

    "Why, baby?" Jason furrowed his brows, toeing off his shoes and setting his gym bag by Damian's backpack. "I keep the windows locked, they're secure."

    "Then how does he get in?"

    "How does who get in?"

    "Santa Claus," Damian said, turning around to stare at Jason like he was stupid.

    "What are you talking about?"

    "Mrs. Jordan warned us about Santa Claus today," Damian said, turning around and surveying the room. "Perhaps we could barricade the windows as well."

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    07 Apr 2026

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    This fic is so fucking funny , I love when the cultural shift for Damian is explored in fun and silly ways . He’s literally 3 apples tall and Santa is going to break in