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““It’s 2010.” They uttered, dazed and with wide eyes. Griefer turned to them with a raised brow. “Y3AH? WHAT AB0UT 1T?” A small smile came upon their face, canines glinting in the light from the flickering bulb above them.
“It’s *2010*.” They murmured, more to themself than anyone else. Their smile quickly grew into a manic grin that engulfed half of their face, and the face of the man next to them shifted to be apprehensive. “PL4YER…” suddenly, they turned on their heel, and sped past Kyoko who turned in shock.
“I’M GOING TO BUY THE WHOLE STORE!”
“PLAYER NO!”“
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The trio (Kyoko, Griefer and Player) go to the mall!
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30 Jun 2026
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That piece of shit.
Player stared at the unconscious criminal folded like spaghetti on the floor. “Bramble, what if I boiled you. Or steamed you. Air fried you, even.”
Static started snickering.
The way Bramble’s grin immediately dropped into an ‘oh shit’ would’ve been hilarious if Player wasn’t so busy chasing him out the door. “We had ONE RULE! ONE RULE, JACKASS!”
Or,
After getting their previous job blown up by villains, Player decides to dip into the life of vigilantism with nothing but a frying pan and a heart full of spite. As they slowly uncover the perpetrators behind all the upstart chaos around Bizville, they learn that there’s more to the problem than just hero-villain grudges and a constant struggle for power.
Maybe involving a god or two. Who would’ve guessed?
(Or or, I’m back on my vigilante bullshit again. Whatever. Go my Block Tales AU)
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11 Jun 2026
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Hello World
TigercoolyeetAfter getting their previous job blown up by villains, Player decides to dip into the life of vigilantism with nothing but a frying pan and a heart full of spite. As they slowly uncover the perpetrators behind all the upstart chaos around Bizville, they learn that there’s more to the problem than just hero-villain grudges and a constant struggle for power.
Maybe involving a god or two. Who would’ve guessed?
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“Y0U L1TTLE PUNK,” Griefer growls. Back to the conversation. “1 G0T A J0B T0 D0, D0N’T EVEN TRY T0 D1STRACT M3.”
Player’s eye twitches dangerously. “…I know how to drive, Brad.”
“N0, Y0U D0N’T,” Griefer scoffs. “D1DN’T Y0U RUN S0ME0NE 0V3R?”
A momentary silence.
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In other words,
Griefer is the world’s worst driving teacher.
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- Part 8 of even without legs, stand up
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04 Jun 2026
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the player’s chariot cannot be stopped
AceTeaLeavesGriefer is the world’s worst driving teacher.
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Griefer is forced onto an all-day fishing trip with his father, and the two discuss some things that have been on their minds recently.
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03 Jun 2026
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Griefer and Mayor Thaniyel Go Fishing
circushoundGriefer is forced onto an all-day fishing trip with his father, and the two discuss some things that have been on their minds recently.
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darling, all of my wrongs led me right to you by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jan 2025
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To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]Dear Editor,
On page B5 of the Arts & Culture section, the jazz concert review contains an error. The sixth paragraph, which describes Xiao Xingchen as a “terrorist,” should presumably say “tenorist” instead.
Sincerely,
ReaderTo: [email protected]
From: [email protected]Dear discerning reader,
Thank you for reaching out about this matter. In fact, that is not an error; rather, our Arts & Culture writer sincerely believes that being bad at jazz is equivalent to terrorism.
Helpfully,
Wei WuxianOR: rival newspaper editors!wangxian use slightly different email tactics to court each other
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darling, all of my wrongs led me right to you
livinginaworldofnoiserival newspaper editors!wangxian use slightly different email tactics to court each other