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    Essek asks, “How much do you know about drow biology?”

    “Not much, I’m afraid.”

    “Essentially, there was a point far back in drow history where we had— a, a more rigid, erm, breeding cycle—” and Caleb heart stops before fluttering back to life, pounding like a bird’s wing. “I’ve, ah, I was testing a spell and it— did not go as I had hoped.

    “I’ve— sort of triggered it, it seems.”

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Five times Pyke got hurt protecting someone he cared about and one time someone protected him.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    Laudanum! Last time Crowley would do that...
    Hell infuses the demon with hellfire and sends him back on Earth, where Heaven hunts him down for three decades before Aziraphale gets his hands on him and brings him back to the bookshop.
    There, they work together to rid Crowley from this hellfire plaguing him...

     

    /!\ DEAD DOVE. READ THE TAGS BEFORE STARTING. TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY.

     

    Many thanks to Gleafer for her amazing prompt that rotted my brain for a whole ten days:
    “Hell infuses Crowley’s body with hellfire so he runs away and hides for years.
    Aziraphale finds him, and he thinks he knows how to put out the fire that burns his demon so!”

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    11 Apr 2026

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    Oh sure, reunion results in happiness, kittens, and rainbows, because that's definitely how life goes when you've just spent 70 years as a tool of villainy. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

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    22 Mar 2026

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    “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,” Peggy says, “These are the times that try men’s souls.”

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    15 Mar 2026