WittyyName
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“Look. It was not a prank. You called the Divine Relief Office. They sent me to grant you a wish.” He sounds so certain. So firm. Almost exasperated. But Keith doesn’t believe him. Not one bit. He’s not going to be made fun of like this.
“You’re literally a student at the Garrison,” Keith says flatly. “You’re just a guy. Just a cadet. You’re literally in a college dorm with a suitcase.”
Lance’s nose scrunches, upper lip curling. He lifts his chin slightly. “I’m a student now, but I’m not just some guy. I’m a God of Happiness. More powerful than you could ever imagine. I have the power to mold and shape the world around me. I’m only here, pretending to be human, because you made a wish. And I’m granting it.” He holds his arms wide, shit-eating grin curling mockingly, and Keith feels the dread curling in his gut. “Congratulations. I’m now required to be your boyfriend forever.”
Keith accidentally calls the Divine Relief Office and is granted one wish. Lance is sent to grant the wish. But Keith thinks it’s a prank. He mockingly wishes for Lance to be his boyfriend and the wish gets granted. Surprising everyone. Now Lance is stuck on Earth, pretending to be human, and Keith is stuck with Lance.
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“You always leave for Blue’s mating flights,” Keith snaps, irritation and aggression radiating off of him in waves— but— but Lance doesn’t feel any threat from it. “Why haven’t you left?”
“What’s it to you?” Lance fires back, all defiance as he stands his ground.
Keith doesn’t answer. Instead, he sets his jaw, grinding his teeth with furrowed brows. His nostrils flare. Fists clench and stretch at his sides. His shoulders move with heavy breaths. There’s a darkening shade of red high on his cheekbones…
He looks…
Flustered.
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A dragonriders au where Keith and Lance are pining endlessly and finally stop beating around the bush and give in to the sexual tension
UPDATE: SEQUEL oneshot "Breaking Ground" now in Chapter Two - Keith's POV - The journey to become weyrmates and genuine lovers - 53k word update
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Time seems to stand still on Keith’s quiet little beach. Far from civilization, in an old cabin filled with memories, he often feels like he’s living in a bubble. A peaceful bubble, but a solitary one. While he can’t imagine living anywhere else— far too drawn to the magic of the ocean and the beauty in silence— he sometimes wishes that his home was a little less cold and a little less lonely.
Those wishes come true the day he rescues an injured sea lion on the beach. It just takes him a while to figure it out.
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As heir to the kingdom, Lance always thought he knew exactly what life had in store for him. That is, until a dragon kidnaps him at the age of sixteen. Suddenly his life is a lot less parties, lessons, and castles, and a hell of a lot more barren mountains, grumpy dragons, and boredom. From heir to prize, in just one night.
So now he’s stuck living in a cave with an adolescent, grumpy dragon who doesn’t seem to want him there but still won’t let him go. Not to mention his annoying habit of defeating every suitor who tries to come rescue Lance.
As much as he hates to admit it, he’s probably going to be here for a while. So he might as well settle in and get to know this dragon named Keith.
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Across the Multiverse: Oneshot Collection by WittyyName
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
30 May 2022
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A collection of oneshots that I've written throughout the years from prompts. Ratings G, T, and M
Each chapter is a oneshot. Additional tags and summaries will be in the summary of each chapter.
The first chapter will serve as a master list of all the oneshots within (along with word count, rating, aus, and themes) to allow an easier time choosing which you'd like to read. This will update as more are added.
Updates regularly!
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- Part 1 of Oneshot Collections
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The witch of Mersea by Sagana_Rojana_Olt, UglyBeautiful for phonciblepbone
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 May 2026
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Wei Ying gets off his stool and kneels in front of her to show her his phone. “Look,” he says, tapping on one of his dating apps. “I think you should try one of these for a few months before we speak any further about - uh - mystical options.”
“Oh,” she says, leaning back and pulling at the string around her neck to pop on her glasses. “My, my.”
“Have you had a go before?” He asks her, kneeling back on his haunches, pleased with himself.
She shakes her head, peering at the app, and so he hands his phone over.
“Have you had much joy with it?” She says, frowning as she swipes through the profiles.
Wei Ying suppresses a wince. In truth, it’s been hopeless. “Just haven’t met the right girl yet,” he says. “It’s been fun though - and certainly not boring.”
She looks up at him and he grins back, nods at her encouragingly.
She moves her head back and forth. “Well -,” she says.
“My job -, you know -,” he says. “It’s sort of hard to explain to a prospective partner.”
She nods a bit too quickly, Wei Ying feels.
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26 Jul 2026
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Apples From Your Garden by charlesdk
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Sep 2025
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“You know, Lan Zhan. Part of me thought this was a dream. That I’d come back here and you wouldn’t actually be here, after all.”
Lan Wangji hummed. “Mn. Me too.” Then, after a beat, he asked, “Have you waited long?”
Wei Wuxian shook his head. “Nah,” he said. “Only an eternity.”
He grinned cheekily, and Lan Wangji leveled him a look—though he related to the feeling.
The guy you fucked over a decade ago suddenly shows up at your friend’s apple orchard with a kid in his arms. What do you do?
(Answer: You fuck him again and never let him go)
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24 Jul 2026
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swinger of birches by astronicht
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Jan 2021
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Lan Zhan is a little witch in the house on the hill, whispering out a love curse. Wei Ying is a witch undead, undone.
(Or, a Practical Magic AU)
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23 Jul 2026
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Kiss Cam by craftyTrickster (luoxiaobai)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Mar 2022
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There's a blast of pop music through the arena speakers. The huge overhead screens display an animated logo surrounded by hearts.
KISS CAM! it reads. A cheer goes up from the crowd.
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Wei Ying scores free tickets to a basketball game.
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- Part 1 of Wangxian Meet-Cutes
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21 Jul 2026
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Meet Me Friday At Seven by craftyTrickster (luoxiaobai)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Oct 2023
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Wei Ying is a romantic and dreams of meeting the love of his life some day. After a string of bad dates he’s set up with a friend of a friend, and when Wei Ying sees a man across the bar with his gold eyes and white ribbon he’s immediately taken with him—too bad it turns out that’s not actually his date.
Lan Zhan, Wei Ying learns, isn’t really into dating, but after he runs into him two more times by coincidence he believes, romance or friendship, he and Lan Zhan are destined to be together.
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- Part 5 of Wangxian Meet-Cutes
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21 Jul 2026