Wheel_of_Whimsy



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    Unconnected and in no particular order.

    A collection of all my Flintwood works and the various imaginings I have about them.

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    A possible jedi-AU that would either retrace the steps of the movie and a bit past the end with interactions between the force and our favorite vigilantes.

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    Eddie huffed out a laugh. "I appreciate the concern, but I think I'd be able to handle myself against Craig, the fifty-four year old business rep who smells like ham." He said, taking a big bite of his cookie.

    Hen chuckled, shaking her head. "No, I just mean, like—the Uber thing as a whole, I guess. With that ass, you could've just slapped on a pair of panties and took a couple pictures, and boom, you'd make five hundred in, I don't know, probably an hour?"

    Eddie choked on his snickerdoodle.

    Huh??

    "Hmfp??" Eddie tried to speak through the mouthful of crumbs he had, though with the way his eyes had widened, staring at Hen as he sat stock-still, it was clear she had taken him off guard.

    And she really, really had. Panties? What was she even suggesting?

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    Buck walks into Eddie trying on panties for the first time. They both act normal about it.

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    28 May 2026

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    But instead, Tommy reaches for the door handle, and he finds out that it’s open. Isn’t it like an invitation? That’s probably a stretch, and Tommy is about to call out, make his presence known, when he notices socked feet on the couch. Followed by miles of naked and muscular calves and thighs. And then that beautiful pert ass covered just with tighty-whities and a pink shirt, rumpled a little at the collar. There is also a distinctive lack of a mustache on a sleepy face, and messy, wet-looking hair.

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    Tommy pays Eddie a visit after breaking up with Buck, it has an unexpected end.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    Buck pulls back a bit, pausing to spread lube on more of his forearm above his wrist. Then he stops and flashes Eddie a smirk. “You know, I’ve got a depth marker here,” he says. “My tattoo. On my forearm. The lines.”

    or, Eddie’s pussy gets stretched

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    17 Apr 2026

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    “So,” Buck says, head spinning. He’s really feeling the alcohol now. They definitely should have eaten something before drinking. “No women.”

    Eddie fumbles as he sets the bottle down on his bedside table. “No women.”

    “What about men?” Buck blurts, which is—crazy, because again: neither of them are gay.

    They’re just two straight guys. Two straight guys in Eddie’s bed, tipsy, and—and Eddie doesn’t want to sleep with women. Which means nothing.

    Beside him, Eddie goes preternaturally still. “I would know, if I—you know.”

    “Okay.” Buck’s hands twitch at his sides. “I—yeah. Me too.”

    Then, very seriously, Eddie turns to look at him. “If I were gay, you would be my first call.”

    Warmth blooms in Buck’s chest. Eddie’s so nice to him. “Dude,” he says, touched. “You’d be my first call too.”

    Or: a story set in season 2 featuring tequila, Just The Tip, and, finally, a kiss.

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    Eddie gets a vibrator.

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    15 Mar 2026