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Healy's on his knees with a bucket and a brush, trying to lift three-day-old Yoo-hoo stains off the carpet, when he realizes this isn't home anymore.
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14 Jun 2026
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[ “You ever seen the one where the guy puts the cigarette out on his tongue?”
If he hadn’t already taken the cigarette out of his mouth, he would’ve lost it with the way his jaw drops. March splutters. Healy looks absently concerned. March coughs. “He does--. He does what?” ]
Or, the "can yuo put that out on me" meme but it's March @ Healy while he's smoking his cigars. based on a twitter thread
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11 Jun 2026
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“Maybe ‘cause I’m a fuckup, and I’m- I’m a bad fucking detective, and a bad fucking dad, and a shitty person, okay, Healy? And-”
Healy’s hand was at his throat, now, just barely applying the faintest hint of pressure with his thumb pressed into his Adam's apple. March’s eyelashes fluttered.
Healy’s eyes were serious, genuine- “Jus’ start by being good for me, okay?”
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09 Jun 2026
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Relaxation is easy for some. Others, not so much. In Zanka's case, relaxation is about as foreign as the Sphere to him. He's tried everything. You see, after committing what can only be described as pure sin via a certain raider, Zanka was determined to put the memories in the past and never think of it again. To his utter horror, his past has a way of biting him in the ass when he has the least mental capacity to endure it.
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Zanka tries (and fails) to forget about what happened that night.
*can be read as a standalone
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- Part 2 of enemies to not quite lovers
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29 Jan 2026
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"GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.
Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.
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Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.
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26 Jan 2026