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    You look into the mirror to find your own face looking back at you. You laugh. And then you cry. Last, you try and figure out how you got to this moment.

    The Auto-Responder had long since resigned himself to an artificial existence, his only dwindling hope for escape hinging on a promise that has yet to be fulfilled. Then one day he wakes up, Dirk nowhere to be found.

    What's the point in getting what you want, if you can't show off a little?

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    29 Apr 2026

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    This will hurt.
    ...
    It will be worth it (even if its perpetually unfinished).

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    You’re quite possibly the last remaining selkie in the world and you just went and did the worst thing you ever could have done.

    You lost your sealskin.

    Good thing a handsome stranger is there to come to your aid.

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    28 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    It's been three sweeps since Karkat and his friends became adults and left Alternia, losing all contact along the way. Karkat has spent those three sweeps under the care of the Signless's cult, who have shepherded him from planet to planet as they waited and hoped he would develop some spark of divine inspiration. None came.

    Time has run out. While hiding out on a border planet, Karkat's sect was discovered by a pack of laughsassins, headed by the High Threshecutioner, and Karkat's lifespan can now be measured in seconds.

    But fate's not quite done using Karkat as its chew toy. It might be cliché, but what happens if your mortal enemy is also your childhood friend, and he's willing to break every taboo to get you back?

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    23 Apr 2026

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    There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist.

    Slow burn, shifting perspectives; romance really isn't the focus here but it'll still play a significant part; extra content warnings will be posted with each relevant chapter.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    "Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"

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    Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.

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    04 Jan 2026