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So you sold your soul without a moment's hesitation to save your sister's life and you're doomed to Hell for eternity, but it's not so bad. The owner of your soul seems to enjoy your presence enough to protect you from the worst that Hell has to offer and employ you as an assistant on his radio show, and after a seven-year sabbatical, seems to even have turned over enough of a new leaf that he inexplicably agrees to help with your friend's idea to open a hotel for rehabilitating sinners, even though he's made it clear multiple times that he doesn't think redemption is possible and cited that it's only for the entertainment of watching you all fail.
It takes you far longer than it probably should have to realize why he really agreed to help you.
[An anthology of events during and between Hazbin Hotel episodes with a tooth-rotting amount of fluff thrown in.]
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- Part 1 of Moonlight Sonata
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13 Jun 2026
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She never expected much when it came to dying. Maybe a shallow grave at the least, a tabloid headline at most. But instead, she woke up.
“Congratulations, Haruno-san,” came a voice, distant and muffled, as though she were hearing it underwater. “It’s a girl.”
Or, in which a woman who just wanted to die in peace wakes up in a body meant for something else entirely.
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13 Jun 2026
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After Sasuke regains memories of a previous life and realizes that he is part of the story of Naruto, he rejects his destiny and ducks out of the story before Naruto can get attached. Kakashi, martyr and troll that he is, objects.
Sasuke out there, just living his best life, lounging on a beach under an umbrella, drinking lemonade:
Kakashi, running full tilt and carrying the rest of Team Seven under his arms: I’ll save you, Sasuke!
Naruto and Sakura: *cheering Kakashi on*
The Plot will not be denied.
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When you decide to save the world but can't reach the kitchen sink by JKblue
Fandoms: Naruto
12 May 2025
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Sasuke wakes up in a teeny tiny body ...and proceeds to make it everyone else's problem.
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12 Jun 2026
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When undergoing Tsukuyomi the night Itachi slaughtered the Uchiha clan, Sasuke is made privy to a former life. He subsequently decides that revenge is stupid and he's going to try to make the most of his second life. He's too used to having a crazy and/or dead family.
A sort of self-insert as Sasuke in which he thinks education is important to becoming a good killer and that dish soap is a wondrous thing. I'll likely add more tags as I go.
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Bookmarked by Walwein
11 Jun 2026