WHYISITALREADY3AM
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Soft as Silk, Sharp as Smoke by WHYISITALREADY3AM
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
27 Apr 2026
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Peter survives the Snap, develops several concerning hobbies, and somehow becomes both Gotham’s worst cryptid infestation and its most efficient public service improvement. Unfortunately, this involves multiple identities, morally questionable urban renewal, an alarming tendency to collect vigilantes, and organized crime mysteriously becoming more functional under his supervision. Somewhere along the way, he also starts turning into a cosmic horror crime cryptid with a steadily increasing disrespect for the concept of death. Gotham really should’ve stopped enabling him earlier.
Or: In Peter Parker-Stark’s defense, becoming a cosmic horror crime cryptid was never actually part of the plan.
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- Part 1 of The Landscape 🕸️🩸✨🎀🦇
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The Landscape 🕸️🩸✨🎀🦇 by WHYISITALREADY3AM
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Apr 2026
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Barry Allen is being honored for his work as a CSI, he just can't get his bow tie right. Unexpectedly David Singh offers to help.
Bookmarked by WHYISITALREADY3AM
14 Jun 2026
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Did I ever think this ship even existed much less was able to work? Yes
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Sympathy for the Lost by lllocalrynn
Fandoms: Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman (Comics), DCU
14 Jun 2026
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The Redhood takes Gotham's city by firestorm, cleaning up streets and controlling crime with efficiency, cruel for the wrong but a savior for the innocent. Batman knows who's under the helmet and knows he's coming for the laughing clown, meanwhile you find yourself caught up in a world of crime, and lies... all because you let a troubled guy with unhealed past, named Jason Todd lived in your building, and ultimately in your heart.
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Do what's right. by Ademdje2005
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel (Comics), DCU (Comics), Superman (Comics)
07 Jun 2026
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I had an idea for one-shot story after I read the Superman/Spider-Man crossover and decided to write it.
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the butts match by mickeysshitshow
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
19 Mar 2025
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Oliver raised a brow, tracing a finger down Batman's shoulder, fingering the edge of the man's cape. “You think I wouldn't recognize that ass when I see it? Come on, B, really? I know that ass. Intimately.”
OR- Oliver figures out Batman's identity because the butts match. Barry’s POV.
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- Part 4 of mik’s dcu fics
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Good publicity by Bergen
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Mar 2020
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“That was a disaster. The press is having a field day.”
“It wasn’t my fault,” Tony defends. “That Spider-Guy never knows when to shut up. He distracted me.”
“Your reputation took a blow,” Pepper tells him. “Which will be fixed, of course. I’ve already set it up.”
“Set what up? What, am I going to make flower arrangements with the elderly?”
Pepper slides a piece of paper towards him. “Try an orphan. His name is Peter Parker. His biggest dream is to meet you. But…” She hesitates.
“But?”
“Apparently he doesn’t talk much. Sometimes not at all. Trauma-related.”
“A smart kid who doesn’t talk? Perfect combination. If only all my employees were like that.”
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Or: Between Peter Parker barely speaking, and Spider-Man being the ultimate chatterbox, how was Tony ever supposed to figure out that they were one and the same person?