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    Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are best friends.
    Absolutely, totally, just best friends.
    They remind themselves (and everyone else) of this fact daily.

    So being magically handcuffed together for thirty days?
    No problem. They’re curse-breaking professionals. They’ve got this.

    …Right?
    Featuring:
    * Chaotic bestie Theodore Nott, agent of anarchy
    * Weekly friendship rules (because boundaries are important)
    * Hermione’s extremely secret hookup
    * Yelling is Hermione and Lucius’ love language
    * Draco’s unfortunate discovery of Muggle porn
    * A wildly unstable bride-to-be with a magazine deal and a tiara the size of Neptune
    * Nothing says best friends like mutual masturbation, as long as there isn't direct eye-contact.
    * And we ponder the eternal question: do all magical massages have a happy ending?

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    06 May 2026

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    Time travel Dramione with a side of Dumbledore bashing.
    Rating is for language.

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    05 May 2026

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    When Hermione finds out Ron is having a baby with someone else--someone he must've slept with immediately after their breakup, no less--she is so distraught that she almost forgets London traffic. While she appreciates Severus Snape keeping her from wandering into the street, it's a bit much to assume she's been confounded. It's even more bizarre when he decides that helping her is his new hobby.

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    02 May 2026

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    Harry gaped at Hermione. “You did this?”

    “Might’ve,” she replied with a shrug.

    Severus’s brain tried for: I already have a dreadful migraine, Potter, so kindly piss off before you make it worse.

    What emerged instead: “Harry, you beacon of plucky perseverance, what happy twist of fate brings us your heart-warming sincerity and scruffily heroic energy today?”

    A short, terrible silence followed.

    “I think,” said Harry, very slowly, “I’d much rather be shouted at.”

    “I would also much rather you be shouted at,” Minerva agreed.

    “Right,” Harry said faintly. “Clearly I’ve walked into something much stranger than I thought.”

    Severus’s brain tried for: Then kindly fuck off, you Potter-haired fuck-face.

    But instead, Severus’s mouth chirped: “Keep believing in yourself, Harry! Gold stars, all around! And your hair is such a wonderfully spirited celebration of your individuality!”

    Harry backed towards the door. “And I think I’m going to leave and let all of you sort out whatever—” he made a vague gesture, “—this is.”

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    29 Apr 2026

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    No one had seen or heard from Draco Malfoy in ten years. Sentenced to two years in Azkaban after the war, he was pulled out after six months by the Ministry with a deal: go undercover to hunt down the remaining Death Eaters or serve the rest of his time. He chose the mission, and when it was over… chose to stay undercover.

    Now living as Luke Richards, a deep-cover Auror in the DMLE, Draco has spent a decade hiding behind someone else’s face. Only a handful of people know who he really is, and he prefers it that way. But when he’s assigned to protect Hermione Granger from a series of escalating threats, everything starts to change. What begins as a case becomes something far more dangerous: an unraveling of the life he once gave everything to protect. He might even have a chance to become the man he was meant to be—if he’s brave enough to stop hiding.

    A slow burn, post-war action/romance told from Draco’s POV. It features a mystery, angst, redemption, and a witch that changes everything.

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    21 Apr 2026