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Even worse than that; somehow, the ten-second long clip got edited into a ten-minute long compilation video of various content creators suffering from the same game's many jump scares.
And even worse than that; the compilation was sent as a watch recommendation in Uzumaki Naruto's chat.
Sasuke has been obsessed with a certain streamer for months, though he would never admit that to anyone beyond his friend group. So what? It's not his fault that the guy's a fucking dream. And he'd been comfortable in the discomfort of the situation, glad to just carry that secret with him until this fixation either died or moved onto someone else.
That was, of course, until said guy discovered his existence.
From then on, Sasuke was just fucked.
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30 May 2026
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Sasuke put the glass down, he’d entertained this enough. They were being pulled out into treacherous waters.
"I don't date," Sasuke heard himself say. The words were out before his brain could catch up, tumbling into the space between them with more force than he'd intended.
"Alright," Naruto said quietly. "I-don't-date-Sasuke. I'm not expecting you to owe me anything." He paused, letting the words settle. "I have a proposition for you. A business proposition."
Sasuke stared at him.
"Are you—" He stopped. Swallowed. Started again. "Are you asking me to have sex with you? For money?"
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04 May 2026
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Naruto's arm was around his shoulder, entirely unnecessarily, as they sat at the table. He seemed perfectly at ease making charming conversation with Sasuke's family, as if this were all perfectly natural—as if Sasuke had actually invited him, rather than Naruto having gone behind his back to ensure he arrived at the family dinner looking like an invited guest. As if they were actually dating.
Sasuke shot him an annoyed look over the chrysanthemums.
Naruto turned. There it was: that slightly antagonistic look he always got when Sasuke challenged him, the one that said he was challenging Sasuke right back. He took a food tray from Mikoto, slipping into the conversation without missing a beat. "Well, you know we've been thinking about it since Sasuke and I got engaged."
Sasuke nearly dropped his pomegranate juice all over his grandmother's prized white tablecloth.
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Kingsley Amis regarding the male libido: “For 50 years, it was like being chained to an idiot”
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01 May 2026
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Friday night shifts at the Slactuar Mini-Mart have consistently proven to be a mixed bag of strange experiences. It’s a twenty four hour establishment only a few blocks from a couple of the most popular bars in the downtown area, after all.
So, a couple of drunks stumbling in at three in the morning? To be expected.
Those couple of drunks being the prince of the entire goddamned country and a giggling blond? Less expected.
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01 Feb 2026
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Sasuke didn’t have a lot of personal belongings. Sure, he owned things but he doubted that stuff like the couch or a table counted. Anything could be discarded and replaced, so he didn’t think much about it.
It wasn’t until he spilled water on his camera that he realized how much it mattered to him.
Or, Sasuke is a single parent and a visit to the repair shop leads him to an old friend.
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29 Nov 2025
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"After his divorce from his wife, Naruto is desperately trying to fix his relationship with his son, thirteen-year-old Boruto. By chance, he meets a man—or an angel—that helps him every step of the way."
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Where Naruto is struggling to accept and get over his past mistakes, and Sasuke, who wants to learn how to trust and love, bets on Naruto as being the first and only person worthy of his affections.
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13 Nov 2025
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For years, Naruto chased after Sasuke, and every time, Sasuke pushed him away. It was what he thought he wanted, but when the war ended and Naruto let him go, Sasuke found himself truly alone.
What if it wasn't what he wanted anymore?
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30 Oct 2025
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“I’m full of surprises.” Naruto said solemnly.
“Mmm. I can see you are.” Sasuke’s lashes lowered, and when they rose, his eyes were on Naruto’s hands. “Like the way you’re keeping your scent to yourself. That’s… unusual.”
Naruto tamped his pheromones a notch lower, reflex more than thought, a warm cinnamon hum contained to his own skin. “You get crowded enough,” he said. “I figured I could be the person who doesn’t crowd you.”
Sasuke didn’t answer immediately. The air shifted, he let the barest thread of his own pheromones slip. Naruto felt the recognition hum along his nerves and, more than anything, was pleased he knew the difference between notice and push.
“What happens,” Sasuke asked, quieter, “if I want you to?
Naruto blinked. “To… crowd you?”
“To stop pretending you’re not an alpha.”
“Then I stop pretending.” Naruto said, just as simply.
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Note: modern AU. Main focus is Naruto/Sasuke, but Itachi/Gaara are a present secondary couple, so a few chapters center on them too.
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- Part 1 of Fate, not Geography
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- 43/?
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27 Oct 2025
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Sasuke Uchiha was a very private person with deeply held secrets. One of them being his major crush on his straight co-worker, the other...
When Naruto finds out that Sasuke likes to wear lacey lingerie under his slacks- they strike a deal. Sasuke will help him land the girl of his dreams as payment for keeping his secret safe.
But- Sasuke decides to find a way to keep Naruto all to himself instead and hopes it all won't blow up in his face.
Or- A story about secrets and finding someone to share them with.
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24 Oct 2025
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“Let me worship you,” Naruto breathed.
For one long moment, Naruto’s eyes reflected the continuous, lazy rotation of pinwheels. Red against blue. Fate within the unknown. Silence and anticipation. But then the pinwheels faded to black, and Sasuke uttered a phrase that would seal their connection forever.
“Are you offering yourself?”
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The god of Misfortune fulfills a child's wish and receives faith, loyalty, and a fellow god in return.
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16 Oct 2025
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Public Bookmark 315
Mystery Work
Part of Narusasu
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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30 Sep 2025
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kchanlp: NaruSasu + Itachi. Maybe hipster? In which big brother has to teach Sasuke how he should first and foremost close the goddamn door when his goddamn boyfriend is in his room doing goddamn... things.
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- Part 1 of umeshu
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31 Aug 2025
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Sasuke is a beta and not much has changed. He still doesn’t need to put on scent patches before leaving his dorm. His medical card has never been charged for a secondary gender checkup. He can go through university pretending like he doesn’t know and he doesn’t care—but the truth is, he’s more involved in the world of alphas and omegas simply by virtue of dating Naruto.
It's no longer convenient to be a beta, but he chalks it up to growing pains.
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A continuation of Sasuke and Naruto’s relationship before, during, and after the events of Sense.
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- Part 2 of sense: an abo au
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- 30,237
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- 8/8
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13 Aug 2025
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Prompto wants to land that First Shot with Noctis.
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02 Aug 2025
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“I don’t like that club—
“—you didn’t bring it up last time—“
“—since last time at least 30 people hit on me.”
Five seconds. Five peaceful seconds of silence where Naruto didn't say anything more about convincing Sasuke to go out tonight. Ruined by the genius Uzumaki Naruto deciding, "Well, you just need a boyfriend. People won't hit on you if you're taken."
"Sure, I can't stand people gawking at me, but me go find someone right now."
"Then I'll be," Naruto said as if it was obvious. "I'll be your boyfriend."or 5 times Naruto interrupts someone flirting with Sasuke, and 1 time were Sasuke returns to the favor
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06 Jul 2025
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Naruto has just gotten out of a serious long-term relationship. It wasn't mutual, it was messy and he questions whether he can recover from the break up.
Enter Sasuke Uchiha, who happens to be the living embodiment of Naruto's deepest fantasies.
What follows after their meeting is the two of them doing everything they can to keep the other in their life as their blossoming attraction continues to rapidly escalate.
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22 Jun 2025
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In a world where genetic modification is commonplace and queerness can allegedly be altered out of a fetus's genome, anyone outside of the socially accepted genetic "norms" finds themselves branded an outsider. Naruto lives his life as best he can in a world that is increasingly hostile to anyone whose parents chose not to modify out their "imperfections." His routine of work, eat, visit the underground gay bar, sleep and repeat is interrupted by the new hire assigned to sit across from him. How is he supposed to carry on when the human embodiment of perfection (and who is assumedly straight) sits in front of him every day?
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13 Jun 2025
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Noctis catches a very special 'fish' one day and can't help but become fascinated—and fall in love with—the beautiful merman.
They date, they touch and they bang.
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- Part 1 of Bros Before Hoes
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08 Jun 2025
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Naruto and Sasuke watch a movie about lost love. The resulting conversation brings up questions about the meaning of love and whether Naruto's feelings for Sasuke are really so brotherly after all.
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04 May 2025
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When Naruto is asked what he wants for his birthday he doesnt really know, he's in college, has a wonderful girlfriend and great friends but then he does.
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11 Apr 2025