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Fire in the Engine by Vashoth, WaterMe for Atemluver
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Cars (Pixar Movies)
13 Aug 2022
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The Amazing Spider-Mobile has a full plate — rounding up speed demons and drunk drivers, finishing his degree in mechanical engineering, and selling selfies of himself to The Daily Awooga.
All that changes the night a red and black muscle car comes speeding out of nowhere to t-bone the petty jalopy he’s webbing up to deliver to the police. As Spider-Mobile idles, engine sputtering in rage and horror, the mysterious brute winks a headlight and says, “Niiiice trunk!”
Spider-Mobile has finally met his match in love and war. Wade Wilson. The Car that Can’t be Totaled. The Mech with the Mouth.
…Carpool.
(The Spideypool Cars AU you never knew you never wanted.)Don't miss the fic that's making readers say “What the fuck?”, “I really have no idea what I've just read”, and “If I had to choose between explaining this out loud to an unknowing civilian or spending the rest of eternity shaving crop circles in the devil's pubes, I would simply waltz on down that stairway to hell, no hesitation”
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Yeah, I saw them wolves, they're watching us move
Yeah, I saw them birds and sky moving too
'Cause when it gets dark out
And you're laughing like you do
'Cause when it gets dark out
That's when I know, oh shit, we are doomedIn theory, Aymeric was dating Milo Jaab. Estinien was certainly dating him. Milo seemed to be fully aware that he was dating both of them.
(Aymeric checked, just to be sure.)
However, Milo barely spared Aymeric so much as a glance in passing. They’d exchanged maybe a handful of words in all the time they’d spent back home in Ishgard. He hadn’t even seen Milo in over a week. The last he did see him, Milo launched himself up onto the rooftops rather than exchange a single word.
Look, if Aymeric was about to get dumped by his boyfriend's boyfriend, he'd like to get it over with sooner rather than later.
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The strange magnetism and falling together of Milo and Aymeric.
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- Part 5 of changing names, changing faces
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The word “stalking” was ugly, perhaps, but an accurate description of what Ardbert was doing nonetheless. It’d been weeks, waiting for a moment where he could take a quick clean shot at the warrior. There were always other people in the way, and no one else had to die for this bloody mission. He wouldn’t make a massacre of it. Not if he could help it.
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Sometimes love fell together effortlessly, the pieces coming together like magnetized parts of a puzzle that longed to be reunited. Simple, smooth, and easy.
This was not one of those times.
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- Part 4 of changing names, changing faces
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the raging storm of a foreign war by LemonCakeDesign, Vashoth
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XIV
25 Mar 2022
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It was a pale white horse
With a crooked smile
And I knew it was my time
It was the raging storm
Of a foreign war
And a face I'd seen beforeIn the middle of the night, Milo sneaks off on his own to make an attempt on the Garlean Prince's life. It goes poorly. His mentor, Pike, is there to find the aftermath.
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- Part 6 of changing names, changing faces
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First, he was Milo L'oatel; a kid with the best dad in the whole world. That lasted six years.
After his new mom adopted him, he took her name in Keeper fashion to become Mihmi'a L'oatel. It felt like a fresh start. It lasted five years before the Empire took her away.
He kept the name, but paid for it by staying hidden away from the Empire's watchful eyes for over a decade. Under the wing of the Chef of The Eft's Tail, he was able to don the title of Sous Chef himself. A title that was beginning to mean more to him than his jumble of broken names from broken pasts. Someday, he could just be Chef.
When he lost that title, he became Milo once again. He decided then and there that it would be the last time he allowed the world to steal him away from himself.
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- Part 1 of changing names, changing faces
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Maybe it was the pet name. Maybe it had been the love shining so clearly in Miles’ eyes, not bothered for a moment that his sleep was interrupted and concerned only for Phoenix’s wellbeing.
But it was probably the way Miles brought a hand up to stroke his cheek and cradle his jaw.
Phoenix Wright, renowned defense attorney, brilliant investigator, inventor of the MASON system, proud father of a spectacular daughter, unofficial father to a disturbingly growing number of other kids, that one and same famous legal mind to defend an orca successfully–
Well, he panicked.
“I was thinking about getting a fish.” Phoenix blurted. “Do you like fish?”
Miles blinked slowly. “...Fish?”
“Fish.” Phoenix repeated.
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One Part Anscombe, Three Parts Diogenes by Vashoth
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
04 Jun 2020
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It started like any good love story does: with a begrudging trip to New Jersey, a counter-top HAM-1750 toaster oven, and a shitty H.A.M.M.E.R. Tech flip phone.
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That one where Wade gets a gig as a telemarketer, Peter works a million different equally shitty jobs, and Spider-Man finds himself caught in something truly sinister with a foe that might just become a friend.
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In Plain Sight by Vashoth
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
10 Apr 2020
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Prompt: "Peter on tik-tok pretending like he figured out a way to replicate what looks like Spider-Man web shooters, for the views. And becoming a ‘cosplayer’ of his own superhero, pairing up with other Deadpool cosplayers for the meme, until the real Deadpool, who is apparently a fan of his and follows all of his social media, begs to be in one of his videos."
The first thing to know about the whole debacle was that, at some point, gig based jobs had quietly trickled away from telephone pole fliers and library bulletin boards, and had instead put down roots in apps and social media.
This leads to the second thing that was important to know: as always, Peter Parker needed money.
Which brings the story to the third (and possibly most important) thing to know was that in addition to shepherding in an age of apps and social media platforms, kids these days had also figured out ways to make money from just existing on these platforms.
A lightbulb went off in Peter’s head.
He yanked out his phone and typed in ‘how tio makke mone yfrom tick tock.’
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A Series of Unfortunate Dick Pics by ivoughrie, Vashoth
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
27 Sep 2017
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[212]unknown (3:04AM): you up?
[929]unknown (3:08AM): why?
[212]unknown (3:10AM): [image sent] why do you think? ;) ;)
[929]unknown (3:11AM): is that Maggies?
[212]unknown (3:12AM): you and I both know I didn’t name it Maggie.
[929]unknown (3:12AM): not your dick, you idiot.
[929]unknown (3:12AM): the take out.
[929]unknown (3:12AM): i don’t fuck with people who order Maggies. wrong number.
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7 Day Fa(e)tality by ivoughrie, Vashoth for DreamcatchersDaughter
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Sep 2017
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The deal is simple: Tony has seven days to repair his wrecked spaceship. If he succeeds, he's free to leave the planet so long as he takes the fae with him.
If he fails, he dies.
Or: that one fic where space explorer Tony crash lands in fae prince Bucky's backyard.
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It was reluctance to let one of his finest inventions ever out of his grasp that made him take a couple days over a week to send the arm to Pepper’s office. But all things considered, Tony figured that sending finest prosthetic that had ever come into existence--literally grasping an olive branch--was one of the classiest gifts he’d ever given. He’d included a note and everything.
‘Barnes,Can help with installation. Or not. Up to you.
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If he ignored everything Tony said about how ‘being frozen doesn’t count,’ then he’s technically one hundred years old. A good chunk of those one hundred years were spent undergoing the worst kinds of torture that have ever been inflicted on mankind. Hell, he survived World War II, lost a limb, suffered Hydra reconditioning, and faced off against a serum enhanced Captain America in a helicarrier where the only thing keeping him from losing his mind forever (and certain death) was the honest to god power of friendship.
He’d been through a lot, alright? And if Steve didn’t get with the program and get his hands on Tony in the next five minutes, then Bucky Barnes was fairly sure that he could qualify the evening as the worst thing that had ever happened to him.
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- Part 1 of The Trials and Tribulations of Threeways
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Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Avenger. It's continuing mission is to explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilization, to boldly go where no one has gone before.
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The one in which Bucky Barnes is a commander on the starship Avenger, Tony is an exiled galactic prince on the run, and they fight Borg.
[Now illustrated by Kamaete/thegoldenavenger]
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War Crimes and Other First Date Ideas by Vashoth
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
19 Jul 2017
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In which Bucky and Tony break each other's noses, fuck, get married, adopt Peter Parker, commit treason, become internationally wanted fugitives, save the day, and then go on a first date.
In exactly that order.
[Now illustrated.]
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Prompt: On one of incorrect quotes blog I found this dialogue: Bucky: In 20 years, I guarantee you, I will be Tony's second husband. Tony: What happened to my first husband? Bucky: Nothing you can prove. Could you write a story with this dialogue?
“I'm serious, Stevie.”“I know you are,” Steve said, but he had that stupid little grin that meant he absolutely did not know how serious Bucky was. “I'm sure you'll be very good for each other.”
Bucky scoffed. “No shit. I'm not marrying him on a whim."
“You're not even dating him yet,” Steve pointed out oh-so-helpfully.
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Sombra's on an assignment to retrieve intel on the latest demolition project Vishkar has been ominously threatening a city with. It seems only fair that she gets a date out of it.
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It was 1937 when Steve Rogers first fell off the Brooklyn Bridge (unintentionally). It was 2011 when he sorta kinda fell off not-quite-intentionally and saved New York in the process. Now it was 2017 and Steve Rogers was actively jumping off the bridge multiple times a day to try and get his big stupid good-for-nothing wings to actually work.
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- Part 2 of Your Buddy, Your Pal; Your Bucky.
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In the eyes of his dragon, everything Jesse touches turns to gold.
[With an included illustration by Omaano]
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- Part 2 of Clipped Wings
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In which Jesse McCree finds himself marooned with improbable company. But hey--he's always been great at turning his oddities into advantages.