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O výhodách výpadku elektřiny, zimní Praze a aligátořím embryu by Lišverka (Varona) for mariana815
Fandoms: Czech Journalists RPF
19 Dec 2021
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The thing about Ryan was this: he was stupidly, irresistibly gorgeous.
James had to have him.
(Or: James Ortiz is absolutely coping well with life despite working with a hot, famous, straight and married A-lister, thank you for your concern.)
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25 Jun 2026
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"I cannot make it," Frenchie tells Hughie, like the traitorous traitor he is. "But I have a friend. Perfect for your purposes. He is much more of an asshole than I am.”
“You want me to fake date someone I’ve never met?”
“You want me to spend all of Thanksgiving with your insane, American family for a refurbished iPhone?”
“We agreed!”
“And he will help you, for the same price. No problem. I gave him your address.”
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21 Jun 2026
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When Darth Vader's weekly lightsaber duels with Obi-Wan Kenobi start to feel more like therapy sessions, something has gone terribly wrong—or terribly right. Watch the Dark Lord of the Sith grapple with his greatest enemies yet: household chores, expired coupons, and the horrifying truth that Obi-Wan makes terrible tea but somehow perfect blue milk pancakes.
A comedy about finding yourself, healing old wounds, and the surprising difficulty of defeating an evil emperor when you're arguing about whose turn it is to do the laundry.
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18 Jun 2026
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Guy himself – Jesus Christ – looks delectable: black dress shirt opened enough to show not just the points of his collarbone but a little pulled to the side to show the line of said collarbone; curls unruly, a little longer than Jasper last saw, begging to be gripped. There are trifles at this bar, like any bar, and Guy looks like one of them. No, worse, like a wild garden begging to be trampled.
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come find me then the text had read, and so Jasper goes and finds Guy.
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- Part 2 of between two points
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16 Jun 2026
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the shortest distance by Twig
Fandoms: Anne Rice's Talamasca: The Secret Order (TV 2025)
06 Jan 2026
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He finds Guy a slumped heap in a back alley in Hell’s Kitchen, stabbed repeatedly in the gut, bleeding and bleeding, except the sluggishness and the amount tell Jasper that Guy’s laid here for some time before he called to him. Panic is a second arrow, piercing straight into his heart, and Jasper slaps on Guy’s cheek to a lack of coherent response. Guy’s blue eyes are glassy, disoriented, his breaths coming shallow, quick, his skin clammy and cold, body gone into deep shock.
Guy isn’t just dying; Guy is going to die.
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- Part 3 of between two points
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15 Jun 2026