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When Infinity Falters by Valvexi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
11 Jul 2026
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For Sora, life is a series of dull moments and predictable routines. It's boring, sure, but it's safe. She convinced herself she was fine with the solitude, but sometimes she wishes something interesting would happen, like a stray cat following her home. This was by no means an invitation for life to play a cruel joke and drop Satoru Gojo into her lap. He didn't just casually walk into her candy shop; he crashed into her life with a cocky grin and a personality too big for a Tuesday afternoon.
Satoru Gojo is used to getting everything he wants. He's the life of every party, the strongest sorcerer alive, and clearly the best thing to happen to the world in the past two decades. It turns out, his greatest opponent isn't a curse; it's a prickly girl in an apron who treats him like an annoying fly rather than a gift from the gods. He's decided that her annoyance is affection in disguise, and he's happy to play the pest until she admits to liking his chaos.
As days passed and insults began to taste like endearment, the shadows following him started to close in. They know something about Sora that she hasn't yet seen in herself, and they plan on weaponizing it to bring "The Strongest" to his knees.
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Throughout heaven and earth, he alone is the fluffy one.
Gojo Satoru has always been a pest, but as a cat, he's a literal terror. He has always had too much to say, and Utahime has always had too little patience. When a curse replaces Gojo's voice with a set of whiskers and soft white paws, Yaga assigns Utahime the task of protecting the Persian menace. Gojo's decided that the best way to spend his nine lives is by ruining Utahime's, one broken dish at a time.
Between demanding premium tuna and naps in her lap, who knew it would take a language barrier for them to learn to communicate? A few purrs and head scratches later, and she'll be head over heels for her new fluffy friend. Hopefully, he's still as good a listener once the curse wears off.
(All of the dishes were harmed in the making of this fic)
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Infinite Void, Empty Mind: A Study of Satoru's Impact on My Life Expectancy by Valvexi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
15 May 2026
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Test Subject: Gojo Satoru
Researcher: Geto Suguru "The Best Friend"
Gojo Satoru is said to be the pinnacle of the Jujutsu world.
I disagree.
He's a walking migraine, a public nuisance, and the primary reason for my high blood pressure. As the man tasked with single-handedly keeping him from dismantling society, I have begun to compile a detailed log of every idiotic, property-damaging, and questionably illegal thing he does. This document shall serve as a longitudinal study of the long-term impact of his most prominent trait: being an idiot, on the lifespan of this researcher (Geto S.).
Peer-reviewed by Ieiri Shoko
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Suguru has decided that being friends with "The Honored One" can, oftentimes, be much more than just a headache. In order to legally protect himself, and just for the sheer hell of it, he has decided to create a website featuring a long-term study on the daily antics of the menace that we affectionately refer to as Gojo Satoru. Although his journal may not be particularly professional, he will be sure to include somewhat unbiased empirical data.
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After a conversation with Suguru, Satoru's conscience gets the best of him. He decides that it's probably best to apologize to Utahime for what he said, but he does it in the best way he knows how.
The third entry in a series of one-shots revolving around Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru in high school.
Prompts: "A Long Walk" and "Stargazing" from Fluffuary2026 and "Stuck in a Spring Shower" from TropeVarietyHour: March 2026 Edition
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All is Fair: A Friendly Competition by Valvexi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
21 Feb 2026
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Geto Suguru decides to challenge Gojo Satoru to a friendly competition involving an old, popular children's game, knowing that it will be particularly challenging for young Satoru. When Satoru thinks the outcome is unfair due to the involvement of Ieiri Shoko, he decides to stoop to a new level of pettiness.
The second entry in a series of one-shots revolving around Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru in high school.
Prompt: "Friendly Competition" from Fluffuary2026
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The Dynamic Duo - One is an Idiot; the Other is Tired by Valvexi
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
23 Mar 2026
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A series of JJK slice of life one-shots surrounding the high-school shenanigans of Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru, some prompted, some not.
Young Satoru and Suguru may be inseparable, but that doesn't mean they never get on each other's nerves. Here is a compilation of slice-of-life one-shots showing the banter of two friends.
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