ValkyriePhoenix

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    A Cajun chef and a cargo hold of other humans are captured by Aliens. Zygerrian slavers. Turns out that Star Wars is real, George Lucas had visions, and it's the middle of the Clone Wars.

    Of course, the visions scrambled the order of things, people look nothing like the actors cast for them, and humans do not domesticate well. Still, how much trouble can a few humans cause?

    All of it. All the trouble.

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    The Director's Cut version of the Bodies-Verse!

    What began in the OG Bodies in Time as a weird AU turned into a massive Epic Series complete with side works and a few people playing in the sandbox, and now the Authors are going back and creating a definitive Director's Cut.

    Darcy and the women of her maternal line can travel in time and space by swapping bodies with important historical figures about to die before they do their important historical thing. Darcy swaps with Steve, and quite a few rules get broken. This starts a set of dominoes toppling that change the entire world, the entire galaxy, and the fabric of history itself.

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    Bodies Verse is my epic-length body-swap time-travel AU. Darcy and her family (the women of her maternal line) can travel in time and space by swapping bodies with important historical figures about to die before they do their important historical thing. Darcy swaps with Steve, and quite a few rules get broken. This starts a set of dominoes toppling that change the entire world, the entire galaxy, and the fabric of history itself.

    There's been some confusion about order, understandable in a time travel fic, so I'm adding order lists in the series notes.
    EDIT: Due to expanding Sandbox size, I've also added links to our cousin series.

    IMPORTANT NOTICE!
    The last work on this Series Page is the first work of the brand-new Bodies-Verse Director's Cut, now with smoother writing, fewer plot holes, more backstory and Extra Angst! Please subscribe to the Director's Cut series for all future Bodies-Verse goodness.

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    Crossover Lucifer/Good Omens
    Lucifer receives a call from help from his mum, because things have gone horribly wrong in the parallel universe she created. He goes there, and a heart-broken Crowley reluctantly helps him on his mission.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Los Angeles is not Heaven. It does not promise redemption. It does not demand obedience. It offers something far more dangerous: choice.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Sharkie has a traumatic 8 year story in the mortal world, but what about children just like our favorite feral shark who also believe as they believed before Lily came along? What if a new type of Hellp is needed? And would Sharkie’s experience, combined with multiple afterlife residents and a teenage demon with a heart of gold be enough to help in this time. This will be a fight…and who is better to fight than a shark with a heart and a chainsaw.

    This is my first attempt at fan fiction, and where is better to begin than the world of @sea.ya.later and the cast of Hells Belles. This is Jaysea’s world, and I only hope to show honor to her work. Thank you Jaysea!!!

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    23 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    Fox: "I'm going to fucking-"
    *Remembers Stitch saying that saying he's going to kill himself only reinforces negative thought patterns*
    Fox: I'm going to put on the best talent show Coruscant has ever seen!

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    26 Jan 2026

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    The Force– strong and Light as ever– greeted Ben as an old friend. A breeze blowing Ben’s hood off and moving his robes. As if a hand gently brushed through his hair– as if the Force was comforting him.

    The beautiful colours painting the atmosphere. Another melody in the cool and icy evening air. Marching in the background.

    Ben closed his eyes, listening to it.

    It was the shift of armour, the clang of Beskar against Beskar, snapped Ben out of his quiet reflection and mourning.

    Ben opened his eyes and looked over his shoulder. Behind him were three Mando’s approaching him from all sides and cornering him. Turning to face those approaching him, Ben tilted his head.

    “Tion’cuy?”

    “Naasade.” Ben replied as he jumped back onto the railing, spread his arms and let himself fall back.

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    Or, Ben Kenobi is sent back into time to prepare the Order for what he knows is to come. The Future is always in motion after all.
    Another time travel fic :3

    Updates whenever inspiration strikes.

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    22 Jun 2025