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    Heavily inspired by helping the world via murder, a guide by your local reformed terrorist by RK7200.

    In the natural order of things, as is fated by heaven itself, Hatake Kakashi never gets to meet his mother. No matter who she is, or where she came from, she dies at his birth. The phrasing is key. She dies. He is born. The two don’t have to be connected though they often are.

    But as with all things, there are exceptions no matter how impossible.

    This is probably terrible.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Just fanart for helping the world via murder, a guide by your local reformed terrorist by RK7200

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    Alastor never expected to have a child. After the death of his mother, he had resigned himself to being alone. That resignation had only solidified when he arrived in Hell, and all that it entailed. Yet somehow, a century or so later, he found himself with a fully grown child and tentative relationship with the King of Hell. Never in a million years could he have predicted this outcome, but he wouldn’t trade it for the world.

    Even as he navigates the wreckage left behind by Heaven and their rampage, as he supports his daughter’s dreams and truly begins to let himself feel for his angel…. There are many things yet to be uncovered. What will Heaven do next, now that the King is finally free? What will become of Charlie’s hotel? And what secrets truly lurk in Lucifer’s shadows…?

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    Alastor and Lucifer help their daughter pick up the pieces of her hotel and finally begin working on themselves as a family, while also trying to keep it a secret from the rest of Hell. But the threat of Heaven still looms large, as do any questions regarding Lilith….

    Sequel to “My Fawn”

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Alastor was no stranger to stalkers.

    In his long afterlife, he's amassed a sort of cult of stalkers, from lowly sinners who practically worship him, enemies who want to overthrow him as the most powerful Overlord, to a particularly obsessive TV (that shall remain unnamed) that's made it their afterlife's purpose to control him.

    All of them have tried to best him.

    All of them have failed.

    And while that still remains true, Alastor has found that there's a new class of stalkers for him to contend with, and not one he would have expected either.

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    Alastor underestimates the Devil and pays a very weird price for it.

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    After a nasty argument with Lilith, Lucifer wakes up in the bed of an unknown overlord and panics. He leaves quickly and tries his absolute best to forget the sparse and blurry memories he has remaining of that wonderful evening. The next night, he spends in bed with his wife. When he turns out to be pregnant a few weeks later, he thinks nothing about the mysterious demon who's bed he had shared, only that he and Lilith would finally be parents. He's absolutely delighted when his daughter is born, and takes great pride in the fact that she takes after him so much. He jokes with his wife sometimes that her genes were no very strong, however Lilith cannot help but get stuck on his words. It's true, Charlie looks nothing like her. And curiously, she has a lot of deer characteristics the older she gets... Something neither she nor Lucifer has.

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    Lucifer has a one-night-stand with Alastor after an argument with Lilith, which results in the conception of Charlie. However, neither of them realise it. It's only revealed after the Radio Demon shows up at the Happy Hotel, intending to cause some chaos out of spite for Lucifer, but is met with a girl who shares some curious traits with him.

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