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    “Hes dangerous!”

    “We all are. What makes him any different from us?”

    “He killed twenty men, Natasha. In cold blood.”

    “And how many thousands do you think he's saved?”

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    What if Peter Parker was never born and raised in Queens?
    What if the Avengers come into contact with a far more experienced, battle-scarred teenager.

    A sick twist to Spider-Man's origin story, and a tale of redemption in more ways than one.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Just when Peter thinks his luck couldn't get any worse life has to prove him wrong.
    In all honesty he should have probably paid more attention to what Dr. Strange was telling him but he kinda stopped paying attention after ‘I have to send you to another world or we all kinda die’.

    Meanwhile in Blüdhaven Dick Grayson finds an empty abandoned laboratory, yet he's pretty sure someone was here, not too long ago.

     

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    22 May 2026

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    Pethar remembers the sky when it broke.

    He remembers fire, and noise, and the way his world—his home—was there one moment and gone the next. He remembers being put into the shuttle, being told to survive, to live, even if it meant being alone.

    Then Earth.

    Loud, bright, overwhelming Earth, with its strange air and stranger people, and a city that never seems to stop hurting. Gotham isn’t Varos, and humans aren’t anything like his own kind… but they take him in anyway. The Waynes are confusing, stubborn, and far too kind for their own good.

    It’s fine. Everything is fine. He is definitely not slowly becoming attached to a pack of emotionally damaged humans who insist on feeding him and calling him “kid.”

    Definitely not.

    (or: alien spider-child survives planetary extinction, gets adopted by Gotham’s most dysfunctional family, and slowly starts to hate the idea of leaving)

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    10 May 2026

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    Peter always knew he was the odd one out in his family. It wasn't like he didn't try, he did try to be apart of the family just when he was younger and it never worked. He was never able to connect with anyone, at least not the way Harley connected with their dad, or the way Morgan had everyone wrapped around her little finger since the day she was born.

    Peter was just there, in a way he believed that he wasn't important, not to his family anyway. That was what he always believed, at least before he got his powers and became the one and only Spider-man.

    Maybe there was a reason why he was always the odd one out after all.

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    or.. my version of the Stark Family AU!! ( I suck at writing a summary)

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    07 May 2026

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    "Aren't you a bit young for an x-rated magazine?" Tony raised an eyebrow, flicking through some of the pages with attentive eyes.

    Peter had two options: option one, tell Tony that he stole the magazine off his mothers boyfriend-of-the-week in an attempt to teach himself how to read because his dead-beat mother never bothered. Or option two.

    “Wanna see the rest of my collection?” Peter smirked. Tony raised an eyebrow.

    “Reputation doesn’t lie then, does it, Mr Parker?”

    Or: Peter Parker doesn’t like people paying attention to him; they might notice that he was never taught how to read.

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    01 May 2026