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“I’m a being of pure power,” Bill points out.
“Were,” says Ford.
Bill flicks his wrist and sends the molecular structure of Ford’s pencil out of whack. It goes all limp and pathetic between his fingers.
“Are,” he insists. “Take me for a test drive, IQ.”
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22 Feb 2025
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Little by little Ford heals.
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26 Sep 2024
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Bill Cipher, stuck in a time loop that restarts every time his portal plan fails. Probably.
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11 Aug 2024
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“If we were chess pieces, we would be the king and rook, constantly playing by our own rules, swapping places and castling repeatedly, as we were unable to move forward. In chess, each side can only castle once per game. Yet we were allies, standing on the same side of the board. So why, in the end, did we find ourselves on opposite sides of the shared chessboard, Fordsy?”
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09 Aug 2024
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These are the contents of Theraprism patient Bill Cipher's dream journal, awarded to him for good-ish behavior several months after "the arts and crafts incident." Unfortunately, Bill Cipher does not have dreams. He doesn't. It isn't possible for something of his nature to have dreams.
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09 Aug 2024
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It had started with a deal and ended with a deal. He supposes he had kept his first deal; now they really would be together until the end of time. Once those words had felt like a reward, they had turned into a punishment. There was no denying that this had been of his own making—that of an insecure outcast in search of validation for a genius he knew he possessed. He had worked his whole life to be able to say he knew that about himself, to make it the core of his individuality, to make it something integral that could only be inflated and never taken away.
Perhaps that is why he is here.
(Or Weirdmaggedon ends with a deal between Ford and Bill in exchange for the world's safety, but what Bill gets in return is unknown)
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05 Aug 2024
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I want you all the time.
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Ford is devoted to Bill. Bill is no god.
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03 Aug 2024
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Clearly, they needed to talk about this.
(or: the missing scene from the end of the dancing men where john and sherlock actually have a conversation about what happened in that hotel room.)
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15 Jun 2024
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You Make My Dreams Come True by LinzOd
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
29 Jan 2023
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As he nears he is pleased to see Hob standing outside, in front of the Inn. Upon closer examination however, it would be more specific to say that Hob is standing in front of an ancient black Bentley, that is parked in front of the New Inn, while twirling the keys and smirking in Dream’s general direction. Dream feels himself light up from within. On the outside, this manifests as the slightest twinge of a smile.
“Dream my friend! This is fantastic timing, duck. Care for a drive?”
Dream’s eyes narrow. “What is that monstrosity?”
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Dream is finally settling into the new century, with the help of his dearest friend. As he tries to re-engage with humanity, he is also realizing that his feelings for Hob Gadling might run a bit deeper. These feelings come to a head during a road trip in which an apparently bewitched car radio keeps playing the most apt songs, each of which seems to somehow feature dreams, nightmares, and hidden feelings quite prominently.Bookmarked by UnsightlyMuse
04 Oct 2023
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In which the Lord of Dreams makes some impulsive decisions at least once a century, Hob Gadling is bad at getting him to talk but good at getting him into bed and a promise that was never meant to be said will be broken...
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This is a story about forgiveness, and the kind of love that makes you a better person(ification).- Language:
- English
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- 12/12
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18 Sep 2023
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none but the lonely hearts by iceboxotterpops
Fandoms: The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
04 Apr 2023
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When his dear stranger returns after over a hundred years, Hob assumes they will return to their regular routine. Instead, the visits become frequent, more casual, and slowly his friend he now knows is Dream of the Endless opens up to him. He tasks Hob Gadling with an impossible mission: teach Morpheus what it is to be human, how to grow and heal as a human, or else the cracks in The Dreaming may never fully close.
But humanity is complicated. Healing is nonlinear, with many wounds and little sutures, and to grow sometimes means derooting the past. As their connection grows from something centurial and casual to a reccurring pull towards one another, bordering on love, Hob helps Morpheus expose the horrific underbelly of his biggest mistakes and most painful betrayals, happiest days and darkest nights, in order to allow himself the room for something new to blossom in place of the pain.
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18 Sep 2023
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"I am willing to...pay...rent," Dream says, each successive word loaded with more uncertainty, until his voice has actually risen on the word 'rent.' Not quite a question, but as near to it as Dream is likely to get in this situation, which is rapidly becoming desperately uncomfortable (for Dream) and confusing (for Hob).
"Do you know how money works?" is the first question that pops out of Hob's mouth.
After making an ill-advised bet with his sister, Dream of the Endless is rendered completely human for one year. In need of a place to stay he turns to Hob, unaware that his oldest friend has been holding a torch for him for the past several centuries. Human experiences! Living life to the fullest! Overcoming depression! Food trucks!
It's going to be a long year.
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- English
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- 84,542
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- 13/13
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18 Sep 2023
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Giving Sanctuary by Avelera for Steerpike13713
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
07 Jun 2023
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In 1689, Hob Gadling and Dream meet once more, after Hob has lost everything. That night, their meeting goes on longer than expected when the conversation turns to what it means to live, to lose, and to be the fathers of dead sons. Unable to bear the thought of sending a man who so echoes Dream's own grief back into the night alone, Dream breaks his own rule and invites Hob to stay with him for a time, at least until he can get back on his feet.
The story of two grief-stricken, divorced, and widowed fathers to sons they lost too young truly seeing one another and there, at their lowest point, doing their best to put themselves and each other back together.
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- Part 1 of Giving Sanctuary
- Language:
- English
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- 170,663
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- 23/23
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10 Sep 2023
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A Visit from the Endless by TheKnightsWhoSay
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), The Sandman (Comics)
28 Dec 2020
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The day after the apocalypse-that-never-was, three visitors come to the bookshop in Soho. The Lord of Dreams wishes to see the two strange angels to whom he owes his realm. After all, without the living, who is there to dream?
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- Part 2 of Visitors to the Bookshop
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14 Aug 2023
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In 1989, Hob Gadling gets stood up. He waits.
A story about meticulously constructing an inn with soft focus, 80's goths and Berlin, a folding chair, The Princess Bride, blondes, blood, fear, Fates, and what was always written. What will always be.
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08 Aug 2023
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5 Times Crowley Did the Apology Dance, and 1 Time Aziraphale Did It Instead by ineffableidiocy
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Jul 2023
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As the title says, 5 times Crowley was wrong and had to do the season 2 apology dance, and 1 time Aziraphale did it instead. Self-indulgent fix-it fic, Neil Gaiman you will be single-handedly funding my therapy from now on.
SEASON 2 REFERENCES - potential spoilers!
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30 Jul 2023
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It's after the strange man has left with the promise of meeting him in a hundred years that Hob Gadling notices the two men sitting together in the back of the pub.
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17 Feb 2023
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Akashic Records by PeniG
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jan 2020
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It starts in Eden and ends the spring after the Notocalypse. Friendship! Romance! They get to have fun! And then they get chewed up physically and emotionally, I don't make the rules, that's just life! Job satisfaction porn! No smut! Abusive work environments! Weaponized customer service!The Guardian Angel of Queers, and Soho, and Crowley! Perfect for downloading and reading when you have the flu! Author writes well but cannot write dust jacket copy to save her life!
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08 Jan 2023
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[video podfic] it's a new craze by ClassicHazel, RhaegalKS
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens
13 Jul 2020
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending any time soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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30 Dec 2022
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There is Light by A_J_Crowley
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Sep 2019
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When God created Crowley, She did not make him alone. Aziraphale was there; his fate ineffably bound to the new angel; as certain as the pull of orbiting stars.
This fic follows Crowley from his first, stumbling day of creation. Comforted by a friendly face he will grow to love over six millennia, their destiny is linked by a promise uttered before the very beginning of time.Update: Now with fanart! (See end of fic)
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- Part 3 of The Good Book Of Omens
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,778
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
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10 Dec 2022