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    “It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
    It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”

    The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.

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    What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
    You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
    And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...

    Based on the Tumblr shitpost.

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    14 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    Yaldabaoth is defeated. His Treasure? Ah, now that's another matter altogether.

    Ren finds himself stranded in Gotham with the Metaverse still active. He had no idea it was possible for a city to have THIS many palaces. Not to mention their version of Mementos, a black hole from which manic laughter can be heard. Now the Metaverse and Gotham are slowly merging with every mind-altering Rogue attack. Soon they will be indistinguishable unless he and Morgana can find the Treasure.

    At least they have help from some quick-witted Gotham Academy students. The local superheroes, though? Well, only time will tell...

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    09 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 66

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    Steve got to live his dreams, Sam is climbing ranks, and Bucky is....well Bucky is surviving to say the least. He still had nightmares, and integrating back into society was harder than he originally expected, but he supposed things hadn't been as bad as they could have been.

    At least, that's what he keeps telling himself.

    Until his latest exploits have him sucked through a portal, de-aged to thirteen, and on the radar of the city's local vigilantes.

    Life really had it out for him.

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    08 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    After Naomi sends one Dr. Gregory House scans of Solid Snake, he becomes fixated on the case. He won't rest until he figures out his newest puzzle.

    If that means stealing Snake and Emmerich from another doctor and dragging them to Princeton-Plainsboro, that's fine with House. Especially when unraveling all the government secrets around Snake becomes an even more twisted and tantalizing puzzle.

    House is the best in the world. He can solve this, he's sure of it. So long as he doesn't piss off his patient's family too much in the process.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    It took dying for him to realize he never knew what living truly entailed. If given the chance, he would undoubtedly reach for it - determined to experience what it meant to live, as opposed to the notion he’d found himself carelessly attached to for too long.

    But as it turns out, second chances aren’t all they’re chalked up to be. Not when he finds himself reincarnated as the main villain in an anime he wasn’t all that familiar with. He supposes beggars can’t be choosers, but wasn’t there a better alternative than the King of Curses himself?

    -Or-

    Life, and the fool who's willing to do whatever it takes to possess it.

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    27 May 2026