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    Link speedruns the game at record-breaking speed. What happens after a naked amnesiac with a soup ladle saves Zelda?

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    25 Sep 2025

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    Superhumans have existed for decades.
    Superheroes are simply a specialized division of law enforcement answering to the Department of Superhuman Integration. As a result Superheroes exist to protect the status quo, serving a government and the politicians' wealthy donors through a legal monopoly on force.
    To the average Superhero, it's not about saving people... It's just a job.

    Who protects the people in a world where the heroes have been bought?
    Who do you call for help when the heroes don't work overtime?
    Who stands up for the rights of the people when the heroes side with riot police to squash dissent?

    In Port Xavier that job falls to Cassie 'Culverin' Queensbury and the rest of her team 'The Nobodies' because when the heroes aren't Super then... NOBODY CAN HELP YOU

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    21 Sep 2025

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    Short story based on the following writing prompt: When you learned that you were teaming up with a magical girl, you expected a tiny preteen in a dress with sparkles. Not a 6’4 behemoth wearing bright pink body armor wielding a machine gun.

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    01 Dec 2024

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    She couldn't remember anything. Not where she was going, where she'd been, why she was in this stairwell, or even her own name. But as she watched the blood pool at the base of the steps, she at least knew one thing for certain: the corpse was hers.

    Getting used to being dead was going to have its growing pains.

    “Well, unlucky lady,” Chat Noir greeted with a bow, “Can I get your name?”

    “Didn’t we just talk about this? I told you, I don’t remember it.”

    “And I told you,” he reminded, “that you can just pick whatever fits you best.”

    Ladybug and Chat Noir may not remember who they once were, but at least the two lost souls can find comfort in each other's company. But as Ladybug starts uncovering more and more memories of her life, letting the past go doesn't seem as easy as Chat Noir claims it to be.

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    Adrien smiles as he eats breakfast with Nathalie, smiles as he walks through the halls of his new lycée, smiles as people stop him on the street and tell him time and time again what a "hero" his father was.

    (Adrien wishes he could've been a hero, too. He should've been. Maybe then his father would still be alive.)

    (But he's surviving. Everyone may be treating him as though he were made of glass, but he can still go through the motions, he can prove them wrong, he can still smile.)

    “And you’re… happy,” Marinette spoke carefully, a nervous tilt to her voice, “... right?”

    (Adrien has some things to find out.)

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    23 Dec 2023