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'Cass can tell what anyone is thinking at any given time. Not the words, but the shape of their emotions. What they plan to do. It’s why she wins fights. It’s why she has almost no civilian friends.
It’s why she knows Stephanie doesn’t feel the same way she does.'
Sapphic yearning Cass :(
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Just some Clark and Baby Kon fluff, set on Kent farm.
‘ The early morning sunlight was surprisingly bright, and the energy which knitted through his core was a welcome relief. Though not quite enough to distract him from how tired he was. Still, the weight of Kon in his arms was steady, even as much he Kon kept trying to wiggle. ‘
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'Damian was aware he had a father. At least, in sense that most children have fathers. It had never really seemed to matter much. His mother was everything in a way most people could only hope to half measure to. She seemed to trail an aura about her person like colourful silks in the breeze.
Sometimes, when she returned from wherever she went, she would sit with him in the evenings and make him chai and let him run a brush through her long shiny hair.
Even more occasionally she would mention his father: never a name only a silhouette of a man. Like a fairy story or a shadow puppet show.'
No Capes AU, Damian gets sent to live with his father and has a hard time adjusting to his new family and accepting the way he was raised may not have been okay
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I need you to remember me by UndeadToaster
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
04 Jul 2025
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“Richard, you have to remember me. It’s Damian.” The child begs. His eyes and nose are red and irritated, and he's dressed up in a suit with a crumpled white shirt, water drops visible on the white fabric.
“I don’t want to go back.” The kid argues somewhere between petulant and desperate. Ric’s head is starting to twinge warningly, he only has a few minutes till it escalates into a headache if he’s lucky and a migraine if he isn’t. Ric still doesn’t speak.
“I really, really need you today, please.” Damian asks and looks at him with that familiar expectant desperation.
or Ric finds an adoption certificate from when Bruce was lost in time and tries to get close to Damian again after pushing everyone away.
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‘ For Bruce, the realisation had begun like this.
Damian had broken his foot and it had benched him from Robin till it was fully healed.
Damian had broken his foot, and in the two weeks since Bruce had seen him only three times even though they lived in the same house. They'd shared a singular conversation a brief good morning when Bruce had been up so long late had become early and Damian was leaving for school as he finally surfaced from the cave.’
Or Bruce decides to try and be a better dad
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Silly Batfam by UndeadToaster
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
07 Nov 2024
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Mostly unconnected Batfam Crack because it makes me happy
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UndeadToaster’s Reverse Robins AU by UndeadToaster
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Super Sons (Comics)
29 Mar 2025
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Literally just all my Inside Job fics collected together for convenience
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Dick Grayson and Damian Wayne are former assassins trying to live a normal life, but leaving the world of heroes and villains behind is difficult when Batman keeps calling, and visiting, and taking them out for lunch.
Sequel to "The Care and Keeping of Assassins"Series
- Part 2 of How-To's For Ex-Assassins
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04 Jul 2026
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i don't wanna be me by ShadowOfTheCowl
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
03 Jul 2026
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When Damian closes his eyes, all he sees is blood.
It explodes behind his eyelids, staining everything red, like the elevator scene in The Shining. The exact moment his eyes shut, he can almost hear the thick glug-glug-glug and smell iron. It clogs his throat and masks the scent of everything else. It makes his head spin. It robs him of his appetite, stomach twisting in angry rebellion.
Damian used to revel in it. He used to view blood as a metric of victory. The more he spilled the prouder his mother would become. Now it makes him dizzy and the room spins until he needs to sit down or else risk passing out.
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03 Jul 2026
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He heard another cry for help. Well, he's gotten used to patrolling to numb the stinging in his chest by now. He's been doing that when he first became Robin. When his family often forgot, he's also just a child.
Stop thinking about that. It's weak.
And so he stood back up and grappled torwards the cries.
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Damian gets into an argument with the family and storms off to patrol alone. Something BLASTS him with blinding light that could flash his ancestors back from the dead. He wakes back up in Gotham. Well, another gotham. But he learns that later.
Can't be that bad. Wait what do you mean he's dead here??
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Damian travels to another universe where he's been killed by the Joker. That AU's batfam are coping poorly. Imagine running into your dead brother lol. Bozo.
Bookmarked by UndeadToaster
07 Jun 2026
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"You're on the screen!"
Damian, shocked into awareness, looked up at the jumbo-tron, and sure enough, there he was right next to a picture of Bruce Wayne. And it—it was—
Him, with his eyes wide, next to a perfectly airbrushed photograph of Bruce Wayne. Damian looked exhausted, with deep eye-bags and a furrowed brow. Damian's hoodie hung loosely from his frame, the G.U logo faded to hell. Wayne's effortless, picture perfect smile looked back at him. Wayne's suit was polished and clearly tailored; he oozed wealth and opulence from every pore.
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Damian al Ghul has spent the past six years of his life running, and now he's exhausted. When he settles down in Gotham, he tells himself it'll only be until he finishes school. He just needs to keep his head down and focus.Then Damian goes viral for potentially being Bruce Wayne's secret love child. The worst part?
It's true.
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Drag Path by disaster_j
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Robin (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
08 May 2026
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As Damian blinks awake, Tim studies him. Here in this dark room with blood dripping down his face and obscuring his features is, somehow, the clearest he's ever seen the boy.
A puzzle piece starts sliding into place.
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Tim's life is turned upside-down when he realises the homeless kid he keeps running into looks suspiciously like Bruce Wayne.
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- Part 1 of Recollections
Bookmarked by UndeadToaster
18 Apr 2026