Uncannycory
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- Homestuck (28)
- Hetalia (Anime & Manga) (5)
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"Just wanna play with my two favorite men, is that so bad?" Roxy flutters her eyes up at him, all innocence, but she knows he sees through her.
In some ways, it's harder with him. All of them: the Striders, Lalondes, Harley, English; they've all been knocking skulls and bumping uglies as long as they've been tangled up in each other's business. When she shakes her blonde curls, runs her nails down his biceps so lightly, he knows what she's after and he's not afraid to ignore it if it does't suit him. On the flip side though they all know each other's weaknesses, what buttons to press.
She plans to press all the buttons if it means getting what she wants tonight, luckily her two favorite men seem as interested as she is.
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"Oh my gaaaawd Porrim do we have to go over this every time?" Porrim's eyelids lower, and she fidgets with her lip ring in that way that means she's holding back whatever unamused thought she's having, "We've fucked enough girl, for real you know my yes and nos and red means stop and green means go and shell yes means keep doing that-"That at least gets a tick of a smile at the corner of her lips again- which, good.
"Then you won't mind me blindfolding you."
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You trained your whole life for this. You always knew this was going to be your purpose. It was what your Bro did, what his guardian did before- and now it’s your turn to pick up your weapon and stand by your charge. You knew who it would be as soon as you were old enough to understand, a boy not much younger than you standing beside his father. The heir to the family business.
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She feels so good in your hands. Feels so soft, so pliable. You had thought it would be harder than this to get her under you, but there she is all laid out in all her glory. You thought it'd be harder to bring her home with you; She wasn’t a cheap date by any means, but you’ve learned she’s an insatiable lush. In a way, you think you like that about her.
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You don’t know what you were expecting. He’s gone all the time, off to different planets trying to make the galaxy a better place. Doing insane work to help parts of the universe that the old Alternian empire once ravaged. It’s admirable. And you- well you’ve stayed stuck on this stupid little planetoid, a broken, retired engine who’s probably not even all there anymore. Why wouldn’t he have found someone better?
You’ve seen a picture of them together. He showed it to you when you were on a call much like the one you’re on now. You recognized the guy, met him briefly on the last shore leave. If you had known then what you know now– you can’t even say you would do anything different. He scowls at you on call, cheeks flushed a deep red. You know he makes him happy.
Still, when he tells you he's inviting his new matesprit to visit with you, your pusher stops.
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A series of one shots featuring our Dirk/Dave and Dirk/Hal Royalty au
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"My dignity is already lying dead from asking this shit but seriously Karkat, let me fuck you.”
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20 Jan 2026
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#Personal log 457: I met the most interesting engine I’ve ever had the pleasure of having my mouth on today, a golden treasure hidden in the wreckage of its old ship.#
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The beginning and end of your kindness is David Strider.
It was always going to be like this, you think.Two incarnations of two separate people find each other, then lose each other.
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14 Aug 2025
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You died, or are dead, or have been dead, for much longer than you anticipated, and you are lonely, or aren't lonely, or have always been lonely.
Bro wakes up in a dream bubble, and he is not alone. He's never alone, not anymore, and definitely not when he wants to be.
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- Part 2 of descend, ascend
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02 Aug 2025
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Dirk's got an idea of what this mission will entail.
He's wrong.