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    A series of smutty One-Shots exploring Flambae's and Waterboy's developing relationship. Going from colleagues with benefits to maybe something more along the way.

    Water-themed title: Flambae's POV
    Fire-themed title: Waterboy's POV

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    28 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i just hit the jackpot

  2. Rec *

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    “Fuck off, Mecha-Dick. Your poor ass has been bumming off of me for months. Can your bitch ass not afford weed? Too busy blowing it all on come rags and twinkies?” Flambae smirks, leaning back in his seat to finish off the blunt.

    Robert shrugs, “I just like wasting yours.”

    “Whatever. See if I keep bringing any after this.”

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    Waterboy, somehow, gets invited over to Robert's house. Turns out, Robert and Chad have been smoking weed together for a couple of months now. Unlike them, Waterboy has never gotten successfully high before. With teamwork, Robert and Flambae will overcome this obstacle!

    (edit 12/2/25: spruced up the first chapter with fixes, enhanced dialogue, grammar issues, etc.)

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    24 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    everyone needs to read this

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Flambae is fully aware he has become infatuated by Robert Robertson, but he has no idea what he's supposed to do about it.

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    31 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    hold up their writing is fire?

  4. Rec *

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    “Um.”

     

    Robert looks like he just stumbled into a murder scene. Herm supposes it isn’t that far off. “W–I-I…Robert, my–I am.. So s-sorry. I–”

     

    “You realize if you wanted to seduce me there were way better ways to go about it, right?” Robert says, lifting a brow, humorously uncertain. 

     

    OR Waterboy is feeling desperate after work, blessed with the house to himself. He gets a little overzealous. Who else to call but Robert?

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    17 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is so peak

    read it again, still peak

  5. Rec *

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    Robert Robertson never wanted to be an omega. It got in the way, complicated things. That's why he's been on suppressants since he presented. Seventeen years later and his body is breaking under the strain. He needs to stop taking them. Robert isn't good at taking care of himself on the best of days. How is he supposed to deal with the challenge of learning how to deal with his secondary gender?

    Herman has always liked his boss. He thinks Robert is a great man, a great hero. Robert is kind and patient and understanding and always makes Herm's day better, so when Robert reveals that he's an omega Herman's instincts go into overdrive. He wants to care for Robert, in whatever form the other man will accept.

    In which Robert finds it difficult to accept help but Waterboy persists.

    This updates Tuesday and Friday, with extras when I’m able!

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    08 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    it's so peak this is the most beautiful fanfic i've ever read