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Joker, Crow, and Violet are exploring Maruki's Palace on their own. But things become a bit harder to manage after all three get hit with debilitating status effects.
This is more an interesting premise for a story than a finished one. Oneshot.
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Dawn has a question to ask Adaman and Irida.
What could go wrong?
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"You're welcome?" The boy seemed confused by her gratitude. "It's not that big of a deal, everyone fears something and bug pokemon aren't the worst fear to have. They're easy enough to avoid."
In which Rei shares his fear, and Captain Cyllene cannot do anything to prevent it from being realized.
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"So this is the fabled Ghost King," the man says like he expected better.
Danny feels he should almost be offended if it isn't for the tiny detail that these cultists—who summoned him by using salt and goat bones—assume he is the ghost king. "…Did you seriously confuse me with Pariah Dark?"
The man pauses. "Pariah Dark?"
"Yes! He's like fifteen feet tall, has a huge sword, is a pain in the ass, and has, like, an entire ghost army. I have, I dunno, pre-calc homework in my bag. We are not the same."
Or: Danny accidentally gets summoned. He’s not happy about it.
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cocaine... goat murder... papa john... *laughter*
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Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back. Harry's curiosity leads him to exploring the Chamber a bit more thoroughly before he leaves for the Summer. What he finds there gives him a new responsibility beyond just himself and a lifelong satisfaction in the choices he makes from there on.
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28 May 2026
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Harry Potter and the Stupid Fucking Triwizard Tournament by notatakenusername
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2025
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“‘...issues an apology for what he has said and done.’” Snape finished, flicking the Daily Prophet shut and looking at Harry expectantly. Did he expect him to get upset?
“Borrrrringgg!” Harry blurted out, as Snape’s gaze fixated into a scowl.
“Boring, Potter? Boring? The most publicized newspaper berating you and talking about your pathetic love life is boring?” Snape sneered.
“Yeah, it kinda is,” Harry said as he fake yawned. “My love life isn't pathetic. I don’t even have a love life. Nor do you, and you probably won’t have one anytime soon if your ego continues to stay the same size as your nose.”
The Slytherins gaped at Harry, a few openly chuckling as Snape’s expression shifted into the constipation™ look. Ron abruptly laughed so hard he proceeded to accidentally knock over the bottle of stinksap onto Snape’s robes.
Harry finally burst out laughing. He really couldn’t help it this time.
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The moment Harry James Potter hears his name come out of the stupid, obese, wine-glass doppelganger, (also known as the Goblet of Fire), he's done holding himself back. Cue the chaos that happens when he gives into his impulsive thoughts.
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A series of fics where Harry Potter discovers that he is a stolen Malfoy child in second year, and everything changes from there.
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22 May 2026