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Shoutout to that one Twitter/X prompt about Lohen spiking Illuga's drink partially as a test and to force him to sleep, but he not only notices but swaps the drinks lolol, you spawned this fic
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- Part 1 of Illuga's Obvious Disdain... Right?
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11 Jun 2026
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Alcohol is a Solution by Sapphire363, via_the_cryptid
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jun 2026
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At Alice's behest, Albedo agrees to create an alchemical solution to get Venti drunk. Unfortunately, he neglects to account for the effects of this experiment going wrong in a public bar.
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09 Jun 2026
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Neuvillette knows Wriothesley is a capable man who has no trouble dealing with the world, so he has no worries when it comes to the Duke of the Fortress of Meropide's overall condition.
But sometimes he forgets that Wriothesley is only human, and humans, no matter how strong or capable they are, can still be wounded.The five times Neuvillette cares for a sick or injured Wriothesley, and the first time he's cared for in his long life.
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01 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter and the Eastern Sage by LiteratureWork
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
16 Dec 2025
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Edward had been roaming that earth for a thousand years. He had been through persecutions, crusades, he watched the rise of magic and the fall of empires, and yet the greatest challenge he faced was reuniting with his family and finding a way back home. After six hundred years of hunting down his student Nicolas Flamel for the stolen half of the philospher's stone, he finds it at Hogwarts in the hands of a wizard he would rather forget. However, instead of returning the stone to him, Dumbledore has other plans for the ancient hero. In a battle against his own past and the unknown future, Edward struggles to find a way to get him and the 50 million other Amestrian souls back home.
IN OTHER WORDS: The Promised day didn't go as planned and Edward found himself in the 992AD wizarding world immortalized by the philosophers stone. After being betrayed by Flamel and tricked by Dumbledore, he gets trapped at Hogwarts in 1992. All he wants to do is go home, but the future works in mysterious ways.
HP book 2/Brotherhood. Please Review.- Language:
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05 May 2026
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(E) for fluff progressing into sexual content—this isn't fan service. There's plenty dedicated to that.
This is a plot focused slow-burn about Dahlia's conflict between faith and love.
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The week after Venti’s departure marked the beginning of Dahlia’s descent into a very particular, very troublesome crisis he had never considered could be real: He was in love with a god while still living like a broke altar boy.His days without the bard gave him too much space to think. And thinking, he discovered, was dangerous. Thinking was where all his worst ideas lived. Because it was there that he realized that he was juggling a holy relationship with mortal settings, and failing spectacularly at both.
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Dahlia wants a home. A mortal one. With a bed. For… reasons.
He believes he is ready for the “next step" with Venti, and knows the cathedral dorms absolutely do NOT allow romantic…sleepovers.
But everything goes wrong—emotionally, spiritually, and physically—until they both finally confront what it means to love each other as man and god, and how to restore Dahlia's fractured faith properly while loving fully.
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- Part 2 of Tales of a Windborne Flower
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04 May 2026