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  1. Public Bookmark 47

    You smell like raspberries and cream, and a whole lot of other things (like cherries) by ,

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel  

    16 Nov 2025

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    Spider-Man smells heavenly. Wade can't get enough of it.

    also, in which Spider-Man scent-marks Wade cause why not
    (Disclaimer: this is not an omega-verse)

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Queervengers break the internet by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)  

    27 Jan 2025

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    bi-disaster @peterparkour

    I've come to the relatively easy decision in which I'm dropping out and becoming a male stripper.

    > GITC @nedleeds

    mood

    > mj @thebiggay

    Well, you'll get tips easy, that ass would make good money

    >> bi-disaster @peterparkour

    fkjdknxjnwephjbd MJ!

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    14 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 30

    ‧₊˚🕷𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖠𝗏𝖾𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖣𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖳𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖲𝗉𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗋-𝖬𝖺𝗇 𝖨𝗌 𝖠𝖻𝗌𝗈𝗅𝗎𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝖭𝗈𝗍 𝖨𝗇𝗇𝗈𝖼𝖾𝗇𝗍 (𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝖠𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝖤𝗇𝗀𝖺𝗀𝖾𝖽)🕸️ྀི by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    21 May 2026

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    Five times the Avengers noticed something weird about Spider-Man's love life, and the one time they got the full, unhinged truth.

    Or: Peter Parker is tired, engaged, and done hiding his bisexual disaster self. The Avengers are not prepared.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    I'm Not That Good at Breathing In by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types  

    28 Mar 2016

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    “You want to fake date me?” Peter replied. Was this real? This couldn’t possibly be a real thing that Peter was being asked.

    “Well I would actual date you if you really want, but we’d need to establish a safe word first.” He could practically see the horrific images in Deadpool’s brain.

    Or Peter is very clearly in love with Wade and needs a farcical situation to get him to realise it.

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    09 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 35

    The avenger’s twitter by

    Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    05 Apr 2026

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    What the title says.
    Just what I think the avengers would post on twitter, but make it gay. ( I’m delusional 🙃)

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    03 Jul 2026