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Command Performance by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jul 2023
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"Would you perhaps like to watch with me, and then we could move somewhere else after? Where I would be able to give you my undivided attention?"
Crowley's grin bloomed along with the growing anticipation in their belly. "Who says I'm looking for your undivided attention?" they drawled and reached into their jacket pocket to pull out the little remote that controlled the butterfly bullet tucked in their knickers. "I can take care of myself, if it comes down to it."
The way Aziraphale's gaze immediately flitted to their crotch, eyes wide, was immensely gratifying. A flush bloomed up over his cheeks. "You have…?" he breathed.
"I'm all kitted out. Don't need much attention at all. Whatever you can spare would be perfectly fine. And if you wanted to borrow a hand or the like if you 'feel so moved'…" They waggled the fingers of their free hand enticingly. "I'd be glad to assist."
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Crowley and Aziraphale run into each other (complete coincidence, Crowley swears) at a burlesque/sex show at the Garden, and a lovely time (and absolutely zero existential crises) is had by all.
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- Part 4 of The Garden of Delights
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The military truck with a red cross on its side jolted with every bump and pothole in the pathetic excuse for a road, speeding through the dense tropical forest, weaving between tangled vines.
"Fuck, bitch, drive more carefully, you’re not hauling rocks!" Samuel snarled, slamming his fist against the partition separating the driver’s cabin from the back, where the wounded soldiers lay.
He winced at the sudden flare of pain—his own right side was bleeding badly. His arm bore bullet wounds, and his leg was shredded with shrapnel from an explosion.
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- Part 3 of Rules of Engagement
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01 Jul 2026
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After Dunk accidentally gelds Aerion during the Trial of the Seven, Maekar asks him to take responsibility for the aftermath. Dunk quickly finds he is much more inclined than he was aware.
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18 Jun 2026
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“Well?” he prompted. “Go on, then. Impress me.”
Henry cleared his throat.
“You’ve got cracking tits.”
Hans stopped dead.
The horse took another step before the reins tugged it back.
“…Henry.”
Henry frowned slightly. “What?”Series
- Part 1 of Random drabbles/unfinished fics
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11 Jun 2026
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Hans smoothed Henry's collar once more, his hands lingering longer than necessary.
For a moment, neither of them moved.
Hans wanted to find the exact point where Henry’s composure would betray him.
But not here.
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Henry and Hans set out to Kuttenberg to check on one of Katherine's girls. All the while they try to figure out how to bridge the gap after Suchdol.
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- Part 2 of Post-Canon Chronicles
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10 Jun 2026