Timonger



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  2. Summary

    This is an experiment to help me write more. It's a collection of random ideas i have that doesn't really fit into any of the stories I'm currently working on or unposted WIPs i have rolling around in my head.

    It's a scrapheap of ideas and musing, I'm trying to write something once a day or every two days, short ideas and stories that will keep me writing even when inspiration isn't striking me for my longer form stories that are begging for attention.

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    A series of Ilya and Shane struggling to get people to take their relationship reveals very seriously at all.

    The fics in this series are set in the same universe, so these are the SAME Shane and Ilya. Although they can be read in any order, Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ takes place roughly 5 years before Pour Decisions.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Shane is a boyfriend from Canada
    Ilya is an object of parasocial obsession

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Billy and Ray have sex. It changes everything.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Between kiss and wake up

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    Title from “I’ll Believe in Anything” by Wolf Parade. Playlist for Billy and Ray that I listen to while writing is here. Each fic is part of the same universe but can be read as a stand-alone. I do not use AI.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Rookies chirp ilya

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Straight Ilya/experienced shane