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    “Hollander?!” Rozanov exclaims, carefully dropping him back down.

    Shane doubles over, gasping and wheezing, hands clutching his ribs for dear life.

    “You’re fucking hurt,” Rozanov realizes, wide-eyed.

     

    (or, shane hides an injury in an attempt not to ruin his hookup with ilya)

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial 
    I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started. 

    We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.

    On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left. 

    Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss. 

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    or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    23 Jun 2026

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    “Nothing serious,” Yuna says before Shane can reply. “I was just telling Shane about this great opportunity to work with a maternity athletic brand.”

    “I don’t really feel comfortable right now, Mom,” Shane tells her, grimacing as he looks down at the stretched fabric of the hoodie he’s wearing. “I’m not myself. I don’t think this is the Shane Hollander brands are expecting.”

    “You are beautiful, perfect, moy lyubimyy,” Ilya is quick to disagree.

    “Ilya is right,” Yuna says, “and Shane, they know you’re pregnant. That’s exactly why they want you! You’re breaking barriers for omegas in the NHL. A pregnant, star NHL player? Just think of how much hope young omegas would feel looking at you!”

    Ilya winces. He hadn’t meant for his comment to encourage Yuna this way.

     

    -Yuna books a brand shoot for Shane during his pregnancy, he says yes even though he really doesn't want to-

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    23 Jun 2026

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    “Is he really okay?” Ilya asks, voice broken with worry.

    “He is, I promise honey. I’m looking after him.”

    “Okay.” There’s uncertainty still in his voice, but obviously Ilya is aware there’s nothing more he can do from afar right now. “Okay. Thank you. Please. Please just…”

    Yuna knows his next words before he even gets them out.

    “Please keep them safe.”

    And she’s all too quick to promise him. “Of course I will.”

     

    -ilya calls yuna when he's at an away game to check on a heavily pregnant shane.-

    (or , shane giving birth to his first baby, through the POV of yuna hollander)

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    21 Jun 2026

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    “If the plums are good, we will get them,” he assures her and she smiles in relief.

    “Kay Daddy.” She goes back to looking at the numerous, colorful brands of cereal around them in the aisle. Shane sighs, one hand pressed against the underside of his swollen belly as a barrage of movement steals his focus momentarily. 

    He’s so distracted by the movement of their baby within, that it takes him a second to realize the gentle presence of his daughter has disappeared from his side. He turns, so quickly that it makes his hip muscles pull uncomfortably, trying to spot her in the aisle.

    His heart lodges in his throat when he realizes she is no longer even in the same aisle.

    “Ren?” he chokes out, feet moving in the direction of the aisle’s edge, hoping to god she’s somewhere extremely nearby and he’s just missing her. The hurried waddle to the end of the aisle feels like it takes an eternity, his heart racing, sweat beading on his forehead, pulse stuttering.

    Fuck, what is she wearing right now? What color is her shirt? Oh, fuck, what if he has to tell the police what she was last seen in? What if he- what if she’s-

     

    -aka a pregnant shane has a scary day with their older daughter-

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Five times Shane Hollander tries to drink every drop of Ilya Rozanov's piss, and one time he succeeds.

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    19 Jun 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 65

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    Ilya Rozanov usually prides himself on keeping his promises, but he is, after all, a very weak man.

    And a very horny man.

    Or: Ilya disobeys his husband’s wishes (orders) to not cum. He soon learns why it’s in advisable to do so, with some love and negotiation mixed in along the way.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Ilya doesn't do ‘apologies,’ he does vengeance.

    So when the Montreal Voyageurs issue Shane an apology as half-assed as their season, Ilya vows to go down swinging, and to take them all with him.

    Because when it comes to Shane, there's nothing he won't do to protect his husband.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    It happens against Montreal, because of course it does.

    Shane Hollander has accumulated hundreds of penalty minutes across his career, same as every other hockey player, but none have ever been from fighting.

    That is until a bad hit by his former teammates leaves his husband laid out on the ice and a comment that crosses the line has Shane dropping his gloves for the first (and hopefully last) time.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Hazy: Happy birthday, Roz!

    Bood: Happy birthday, Cap!

    Barrett: Happy birthday!!

    Dykstra: It’s your birthday!

    Haas: Happy birthday, Captain! You are the most wonderful hockey player and leader, and I hope today is your best birthday yet ❤️

    Ilya: Well, it’s not, so your wishes mean nothing.

    Bood: Okay. Well.
    Bood: Looks like we are feeling a bit dramatic today.

    Hazy: Do you want to expand, or how can we best support you?

    Ilya: I will expand even though it is incredibly painful to do so.

    Barrett: Oh, goody.

    Ilya: My husband.
    Ilya: Shane Hollander.
    Ilya: The supposed love of my life.
    Ilya: The holder of my heart and half of my assets.
    Ilya: The future father of my children and feeder of my dog.
    Ilya: Forgot my birthday.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Some can't stand homophobia.

    Some can't stand the Voyageurs.

    And some can't stand the dynasty that the Voyageurs inadvertently created when they ran Shane Hollander out of town for being gay.

    So when news of why Shane Hollander signed in Ottawa alongside his husband comes out, 31 teams take it upon themselves to get back at the Voyageurs for all that they’ve done.

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    15 Jun 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 17

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    Sometimes Shane feels like he’s going to explode with how much desperation, how much hunger, is inside of him. Hunger for cock and sex and Ilya. Maybe if he can get it deep enough he can finally scratch the itch long enough to feel relief, but it seems like it’s going to take a while. But that’s fine. Scratching it feels good.

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    14 Jun 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 98

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    Ilya clicks his tongue, a disappointed sound. "Sorry. I cannot fuck you. We have no condoms."

    Shane blinks. They haven't used condoms in years. Ilya closes the drawer.

    "I don't—" Shane squints at him. "Huh?"

    "We have no condoms," Ilya repeats, slowly, as if Shane's stupid for not understanding. He rolls off Shane, tugs Shane until he rolls onto his side to face him. "If I fuck you, then you could get pregnant."

    ———

    Ilya doesn't want to get Shane pregnant, so he fucks his thighs instead.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Shane has a brand new deal with Calvin Klein, and Ilya tags along to his first commercial shoot to leer at him from behind the cameras.

    He shouldn't let Ilya bully him into the single-stall fifteen minutes before he's scheduled to be on camera in his underwear. He really shouldn't.

    But once there's an idea in Shane's head, it's damn hard to shake. And Ilya is a very intriguing idea.

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    14 Jun 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 17

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    Ilya’s jealous, Shane’s angry and they decide they can’t wait to talk about it till they get home… what could possibly go wrong?

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    13 Jun 2026

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    When Shane is unconscious in the hospital a kind nurse assures Yuna that Shane's husband has been called and that the nurses won't tell the press about said husband. The only problem is that she had no idea her son even had a husband.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander Rozanov is many things: a devoted father, a loving husband, and currently, a pregnant omega stranded in a restaurant with his three-year-old daughter because nobody believes he's married to the owner.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Mr. Rozanov came highly recommended. He was supposedly the best in the business, which is why Shane had hired him.

    It didn’t hurt that he was insanely attractive, either. Shane doubted there was another real estate agent in Ottawa who could match Rozanov’s ability to fill out a button-down.

    -OR-

    Shane and Ilya engage in some CNC roleplay where Shane is buying a house and Ilya is his sexy real estate agent.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    When Shane opens a gift from Ilya containing a pretty set of lacy lingerie, he doesn't know what to think.

    Thankfully, Ilya's dick can think enough for the both of them.

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    11 Jun 2026

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