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“Tea!” Crowley declared. “You love a good cup of tea!” He snapped his fingers and handed Aziraphale a mug of tea.
Aziraphale sniffled into it. “Miracle tea is just never as good as made tea.”
“I’ll make you a cup of tea, then,” Crowley said determinedly. He went to Aziraphale’s little kitchen and hunted for tea. He found a tin labeled tea leaves. He took down Aziraphale’s favorite mug, with the angel wings, and scooped tea into it. He looked critically into the mug and scooped more tea in. Then a bit more. Then he added another dash for good measure. The mug was nearly ¾ full with tea leaves. He didn’t add more; it seemed like plenty to him.
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Following the lack of the End of the World, Aziraphale falls into a depression, sure that he'll never have the chance to find his soulmate now.
Crowley's determined to help Aziraphale, even if it means losing him.
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It would be easier, Aziraphale thinks, if he could just stop seeing Crowley. Shake hands on a job well-done and walk away.
But he can’t. Not just for Crowley’s sake -- who has been very jumpy since the bookshop fire -- but his own, also. Aziraphale genuinely enjoys his company. They can talk about things they can’t with anyone else. He feels most himself around Crowley. And yes, he worries quite a lot about the hapless demon.
If only Crowley didn’t want to Talk.
Following Armageddon, Crowley is ready to move forward. Aziraphale thinks he needs more time.
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Aziraphale was fretting. He had been fretting for a good hour or so, ever since he’d emerged from Hell and sat down on the appointed bench to wait for Crowley. He rather thought he’d have been fretting regardless, but he was in a particular lather because he noticed he was wearing his own corporation, not Crowley’s.
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It is lost to the mists of time* just why Aziraphale or Crowley had ever thought they should apply to be on the Great British Bake-Off. No one but Aziraphale and Crowley recall what happened after they made that decision.
*This is a lie. It’s lost to the mists of excessive alcohol consumption.
Having made their decision to become contestants on the Great British Bake-Off, Aziraphale and Crowley did absolute zero research into how one applies for said show, and simply imagined that very good amateur bakers are approached to compete.
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John Watson is utterly BAMF and basically a goddamn madman. Following are stories of him in Afghanistan and him in London, being the craziest bastard ever (Sherlock is besotted).
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Bertie Meets Aliens by ThetaSigma
Fandom Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Jeeves & Wooster, Torchwood
27 May 2012
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On that fateful Halloween night, when the Killing Curse rebounded and a fragment of Voldemort’s soul was blasted apart from the whole, it latched itself onto a new vessel.
No, not Harriet Potter.
A cat.
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22 Jul 2026
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In the aftermath of the war, the newly re-elected Cornelius Fudge is preparing to take measures to ensure his name goes down in history with all the heroes of the war, without any thought for the consequences. Harry, Ron, and Hermione have been trying for nearly a year to find some way to stop a ritual that will eradicate Dark Magic in Britain, and with it destroy magic altogether. They intend to stop it at any cost, even if that cost means Harry has to become the new Dark Lord. As time runs short, they finally stumble upon the answer to how to achieve both outcomes: Harry has to claim his title as Master of Death. How? The answer lies in the name.
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13 Jul 2026
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Ghosts from the past threaten the tranquility of the household, but they'll work through this somehow, just as they've always done.
Warning: Allusions to child abuse
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12 Jul 2026
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Kreacher conspires with Headmaster Snape's house-elf to give both their masters their hearts desire; now, if only the wizards would cooperate.
Written for the 2015 Snape-Potter Secret Snarry Swap to the prompt:
25 Days of Christmas meets Groundhog's Day. Snape and Harry are stuck reliving the same day over and over together after Harry admits he has never had sex and all he wants for Christmas is to lose his virginity. Every day they try to get as far away from each other as possible, but every morning they wake up in the other's arms. Will Harry get his Christmas wish?- Language:
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06 Jul 2026
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An Occlumency lesson gone terribly wrong.
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06 Jul 2026