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    Extermination Day is over and things couldn't be better! The hotel is rebuilt, bigger and better than ever, it's been proven that redemption is possible, and for the first time in months, sinners are flocking to the Hazbin Hotel doors.

    But not everyone is doing well. Following his battle with Adam, Alastor finds himself infected with holy power that not only causes him immense amounts of pain, but prevents him from using his demonic abilities. Both injured and unable to fully protect himself, he scrambles to keep his enemies off his back as he searches for a way out of his predicament.

    Lucifer, on the other hand, is rekindling his relationship with Charlie. He's doing his best, but years of disconnect leave him fumbling as he gets to know his daughter and strives to prove that he believes in her dream. However, having isolated himself for a millennia, it puts him in a precarious situation as he's thrust back into Hell's politics and all the complexities that come with it.

    In a mutually beneficial agreement, Lucifer and Alastor pretend to be in a relationship in a slapstick attempt to solve both of their problems.

    And who knows what chaos will come about as their feelings take root...

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Alastor’s eyes gleamed. Then, wordless, he held his hand out, the faint, tinny sound of a radio waltz trickling in from the bayou.

    “Is that a deal, Your Majesty?”

    Lucifer looked at him then, this ruined soul clawing desperately for power, for control, and his smirk softened into a severe smile as he placed his hand in Alastor’s and said, with the gravitas of so many millennia: “You would not survive a deal with me.”

    Lucifer knows Heaven isn't finished with them. With the future uncertain and a great many unknown players on the board, he can only hope to remain one step ahead of the home he'd once known. Meanwhile, the Radio Demon reveals himself to be a man of many surprising talents, chief of them being the dangerous ability to make Lucifer feel alive again. If only Lucifer knew what his endgame was.

    Or: a series of dances and interactions between Alastor and Lucifer Morningstar, spanning the development of a rather peculiar relationship and the ever-dangerous politicking between Heaven and Hell.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    “Right. Great. You’re with me now. Here’s the deal: you like those, don’t you?” Lucifer asked, voice so soft a croon Alastor would know it was fake. “I will help you through this, slake your animal lust the old fashioned way—just this once.” His hand lifted, brushing against Alastor’s jaw, and he watched with a ghostly smirk as Alastor’s eyes flared, his smile more like a sneer even as Lucifer leaned forward. Good. It was easier to do this when Alastor acted how Lucifer had come to expect. “Charlie will never know, your psychotic little Overlord friends will never know, and when it’s done we will walk away and never, ever speak of it again.”

    As an angel, Lucifer's never thought much about the secondary natures of humans or their Sinner counterparts in Hell. Then Alastor goes into rut, and he finds himself reevaluating what it is he’ll do to keep his daughter’s dream alive.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    “Ridiculous,” Alastor hissed. “If you are not here to be serious—“

    “I’m not spinning yarns,” Lucifer said, lips pulling back slightly over teeth that were now just this side of too-sharp, eyes a demonic red. “You are a man, and that is my price. One night, as many times as it takes.”

    To save his marriage and bring a light back to his wife's eyes, Lucifer resolves to bear the child Lilith cannot—but only a soul can sire a soul, and for that he needs a human, uncorrupted by the ravages of Hell. Slipping his own chains and venturing into the mortal world, his attention is immediately snagged by a powerful summoning and the dark, equally powerful soul at its centre. Alastor is, at once, the answer to Lucifer's immediate prayer, and so the price Lucifer enacts in return for the power Alastor seeks is simple: that Alastor lay with him in the way of men and wives, as many times as it takes. Nothing more, nothing less.

    He should have known it would lead to his ruin.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    UA has a rule—no quirkless students. It was added years ago, after much hemming and hawing about safety concerns and lessening blame in the inevitable circumstance of death. There's no real reason to remove it, not as the percentage of quirkless people plummets further and further.

    Of course, this rule doesn't actually matter to Izuku, because he's got an analysis quirk.

    As far as anyone knows.

    The Plan is simple: have a quirk, become a hero, and avoid anyone who could disprove those first two things.

    In hindsight, UA isn't a great choice. And that's before the villains.

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    29 Jun 2026