Theseus_Katsuki
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Divinity Says, "Destiny Must Be Earned Or Returned" by Theseus_Katsuki
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
03 Jul 2026
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Hey guys! Who else was upset about the Stranger Things ending????
Everybody? Good.
(If you liked the finale and are just reading this for shits and giggles that's fine too, the above statement was a hyperbole)For those of you who don't know me, allow me to introduce myself. I'm Theseus_Katsuki, the crazy person who is currently rewriting Lego Ninjago in six different POV's because I got sick and tired of watching a fifteen year long slow-burn that isn't going to happen. I'm quite literally known as the Ninjago Re-Write person.
I have a lot of finale grievances, but here's my biggest: El, Will, and Mike all received their worst fears/worst-case scenarios as their endings (yes, outside of Byler too).
Therefore, with the power invested in me (a half empty energy drink can and an unholy amount of gummy bears), I present to you a complete re-write of the entire Stranger Things Series fueled by nothing but sheer insanity.
(This fic covers S1, fic two covers S2 and so on)Because in every timeline, every possibility, there is nowhere that William Byers wouldn't follow Michael Wheeler.
And in every timeline, every possibility, Michael Wheeler would do the same for William Byers.Series
- Part 1 of I Would Wait All Of Eternity
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One More Minute (It All Burns Down) by Theseus_Katsuki
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Apr 2026
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Ilya Rozanov did not beg. Period. End of story. He never has, and he never will, and literally nothing could even begin to change that.
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Five times Ilya Rozanov refused to beg and one time he couldn't stop.
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A Burning Heart by Theseus_Katsuki
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising (Cartoon 2023)
09 Apr 2026
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Hi! This is me rewriting Ninjago! A friend and I were unhappy about how the characters' trauma was overlooked, so I decided to fix it. I'm doing this with all of the core six. First up, Kai!
Sorry, I suck at summaries.
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- Part 1 of A Ninja's Truth
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A Green Spirit by Theseus_Katsuki
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising (Cartoon 2023)
08 Apr 2026
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*taps mic* Is this thing on?
What's going on guys, and welcome to my Ninjago war with canon series! For those who are new, I'm a big Ninjago fan who is very not happy with how the Character's trauma keeps getting overlooked and shoved to the side. Also, canon characterization is a mess, because Kai, Lloyd, and Jay have got to have at least 10 personalities each by this point. Either way, I'm here to fix that, and my solution was to write a series of six rewrites, one for each main ninja's POV.
If you couldn't tell from the title, this book is about Lloyd! While this is book three in the overall series, you definitely don't have to read the others in order to read this one, just pick the character you like the most and start reading!
As always, I love you all and enjoy <3
P.S. Pt. 1: This is 100% dedicated to everyone who repeatedly commented on the Kai and Cole POV's about Crystalized. Hopefully I can give you guys justice.
P.S. Pt.2: If you know about child psychology, PLEASE reach out to me, because trying to figure out how Lloyd would think has been a STRUGGLE.You'd think that I'd be better at summaries by now.
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- Part 3 of A Ninja's Truth
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An Earthen Hand by Theseus_Katsuki
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising (Cartoon 2023)
21 Feb 2026
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What's up, guys!!! I'm still here, and I'm still angry with how the Ninjago writers ignored any sense of sensible character development and trauma acknowledgment. If you're new here, I'm rewriting the whole series to fix that. Book one in the series is Kai's POV. I'm constantly updating all of my published works, as they're long, and I can't afford to wait until each one is finished to start the next. I know the summary sucks, but as I write more I plan on improving them. I'm doing this rewrite thing for all of the main six ninja.
Returners, you're probably sick of my rambling, so second up is Cole!!!
As always, hope you enjoy <3Series
- Part 2 of A Ninja's Truth
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Hey Look Mama I Made It by Theseus_Katsuki
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
06 Apr 2025
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The one that got away.
The favorite.
The surprise.
The legacy.A small series about how Lady Gotham sees her little birds over the years.
*Steph is not currently included because I don't know enough about her yet to give her character the justice she deserves (currently working on fixing that)*
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A Ninja's Truth by Theseus_Katsuki
Fandom LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising (Cartoon 2023)
09 Apr 2026
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The Blueprint by FyrestoneSiren for AquariusYoukai
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jun 2026
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After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.
Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.
Edit: Additional content added 27/06/2026 in relation to future fic "The Benchmark" 😈
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- Part 1 of Prompts
- Part 1 of Metros & Centaurs Assemble ♡
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Bookmarked by Theseus_Katsuki
24 Jun 2026
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the tricks out of our sleeves by outherenow
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Jun 2026
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“Is Boston even interested.”
Ilya scoffs at him like Shane is an idiot.
“Is sky blue? Is water wet? Is English stupid language? Yes, Hollander, of course we want best player in the league.” Ilya mutters more in disgruntled Russian and Shane gets up off the couch to Google Russian lessons on his ipad while continuing their conversation.
Or, a Shane goes to Boston story.
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Bookmarked by Theseus_Katsuki
17 Jun 2026
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When Ilya Rozanov goes down on the ice, the Boston Bears are already moving to defend their captain. No one expects Shane Hollander, captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, to be the one who throws the first punch.
Or: the Boston Bears figure out Ilya and Shane's relationship first-and decide that instead of letting their captain move to Ottawa, they'll just kidnap his boyfriend instead. Shane Hollander would make a better Bear anyway.
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- Part 1 of (We Could Be) Something Great
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Bookmarked by Theseus_Katsuki
07 Jun 2026
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They may not have any idea how to do it, but there’s no way in hell the Montreal Metros are going to risk losing their Captain to a more accepting team. Full of determination, grit, open hearts, and absolutely no savvy, this team is going to learn how to be allies, come hell or high water.
Hayden: did anyone do the optional inclusivity training last season?
J.J. Boizeau: no
Lawrence Olsson: no
Gilbert Comeau: no
Petro Andropov: no
Matty Wilson: no
Cam Stedlund: no
Albert Schneider: no
Aleks Miitka: no
Georges Gagnon: no
Patrice Drapeau: no
Hayden: excellent, we’re nailing this so far- Language:
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Bookmarked by Theseus_Katsuki
22 May 2026
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Luca, his face the color of a ripe tomato, leaned in with agonizing slowness. Troy held up his phone, showing Shane sandwiched between them before leaning in and planting a loud, dramatic smack on Shane’s right cheek. At the same time Luca placed a soft, fleeting kiss on Shane’s left cheek.
Shane burst out laughing just as the camera clicked their picture, the last of the tension dissolving.
“Perfect!” Troy looked at his phone with a wide, and in Luca’s opinion, a very evil smile, and sent the picture to the team group chat.
Ilya: BARRETT WTF WHY ARE YOUR LIPS ON MY BOYFRIEND
Harris: WHY DID YOU GET TO KISS HIM BEFORE ME?! I HAVE SENIORITY!
(or, 5 times Ottawa Centaurs were protective over Shane and 1 time Shane was protective over them)
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- Part 14 of Crashing out over Hollanov
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Bookmarked by Theseus_Katsuki
26 Mar 2026