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Six years ago, Tav, a tiefling ranger, massively failed an Insight check. All he could do is the thing he's best at: bail. Back to wandering the world, unattached, and resolutely refusing to acknowledge the colossal mistake he made and abandoned in Baldur's Gate.
To be fair, he did save it from one world-ending catastrophe, so basically this evens out the scales, right? There's no way Astarion could be worse for the city than the Netherbrain, so actually, it still ends with Tav being a hero.
And it's been six entire years. If Astarion was going to do something fucked, he would've done it by now, and if he had any regrets about their break-up, then he would've reached out. So clearly everything is absolutely fine.
content warning in author's note.
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The Trick to a Failing Plan is to Double-Down by Thealien
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
12 May 2026
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The gang has entered the Shadow Curse lands and it is every bit as terrible as Halsin promised. But Halsin isn't quite as useless as Astarion thought.
He's still an annoying, boring bear though.
set in Act II, before Moonrise
content warning: references to being undersupplied (specifically food)
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- Part 12 of Tavlyn Goldwall
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Asking Questions is a Key Step to Communication by Thealien
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
12 May 2026
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Over the course of their travels, Astarion has noted that Tavlyn frequently makes worrying comments that he then entirely fails to follow up on. He has decided that, perhaps, it is time to actually do the questioning bit.
set in Act 1.5 (after tiefling party, before the Shadow Curse)
content warnings: discussions of child-abuse, slavery, and mind-control
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- Part 11 of Tavlyn Goldwall
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After (failing at) scouting a path through the Underdark, the decision is made to go through the mountains. Tavlyn is having a grand time with the newest member of the party and Astarion is fine. He'd be even better if Karlach would leave him alone.
set in Act I.5 (after tiefling party, pre-Shadow Cursed Lands)
content warnings: references to child abuse, references to fantasy racism, references to Astarion's past, trans man receives vaginal sex. I feel like I probably don't need to keep warning that on this series but I will
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- Part 10 of Tavlyn Goldwall
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Why Wizards and Sorcerers Cannot Be Left Unsupervised by Thealien
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
17 Dec 2025
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The party investigates a well for reasons Astarion cannot even begin to fathom and, naturally, Tavlyn winds up doing something stupid.
Gale refuses to accept any fault whatsoever.
set in Act I, after the goblins
Content warnings: sex pollen, a trans man receives vaginal sex
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- Part 9 of Tavlyn Goldwall
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This is the adventures of Tavlyn Goldwall, a mixed-elf (one quarter moon elf, three quarters wood elf) Wild Magic sorcerer who is VERY excited to be DOING THINGS, OUTSIDE, with LITTLE TO NO supervision.
Featuring Astarion/Tav, later Halsin/Tav, and even later Astarion/Halsin/Tav.
Content warnings: Astarion's backstory, child abuse, self-harm and self-mutilation, scars, intentional neglect, abandonment, slavery, mind-control. Will add as needed.
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When one’s survival depends largely on their beauty, it stands to reason that losing control over his appearance was possibly one of the most terrifying things that could have ever happened to him.
Or; how Astarion falls ill, and learns that he is allowed to be less than perfect.
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12 May 2026
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A collection of pokefucking stories, featuring Luka and his main team.
Why date someone when your pokemon can fuck you within an inch of your life on the regular?
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1) Emboar-- blow job, throatfucking, lap riding, facial
2) Beartic-- eating out, light temp play, rough sex
3) Zoroark-- somnophilia, knotting, nipple play
4) Flygon-- flying sex, cockwarming, cum inflation, breeding kink
5) Slaking-- riding, used as a cocksleeve, rough sex, fingering
6) Toxtricity-- rough sex, tongue-fucking, electro-stimulation, twin cocksSeries
- Part 3 of Trainer Luka would like to fuck!
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06 May 2026
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Astarion's eyes go all glassy as you pet down his ribs to his belly, then drag back up again. He really likes heavy-handed petting, you discovered a few nights ago. Perhaps it's because he's naturally cold, but you have a sneaking suspicion that he likes feeling cherished.
You graze his sides with your fingertips, and he giggles, hand pausing its movement on his cock, and you consider not doing it again. But you did like that giggle. He's makes very sweet sounds when he's happy, so you drag your fingertips up his ribs to hear more of them.
For your efforts, you get a full-body shiver and a happy little whine. And you think to yourself, oh, this is going to be fun.
You come back to camp after a long day of tromping through the mountains and find Astarion in your tent.
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12 Feb 2026
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Tav pulls Astarion's face into the crook of his neck and there, the vampire inhales faster than he can get the breaths in. The smell; blood below the skin and sweat sat on top of it. His tongue is out before he realizes, lapping over the area, dragging up any taste he can get.
Tav’s other hand presses into the small of his back, arching Astarion into him, making him whine at the feeling of the cock shifting inside him, until Astarion’s chest is flush against Tav’s.
“Feed.”
When the Shadow-Cursed lands lack suitable prey, Astarion distracts himself from the hunger with sex until he can’t anymore.
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28 Jan 2026
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Astarion has successfully seduced the party's leader, and the two sneak off together after defending the Emerald Grove. Astarion doesn't know what to expect from this large tiefling with strange violence inside him, but the last thing he thought of was that the man would be gentle. Will this spoil Astarion's best laid plans?
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- Part 1 of Roses and Thorns
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28 Jan 2026