TheRealFailWhale
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I learned of love from your perfection by TheRealFailWhale
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2023
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It’s Valentine’s Day and Lan Zhan has worked up the courage to confess to his best friend and colleague Wei Ying. But the course of true love never did run smooth…
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Hold me like you mean it by TheRealFailWhale
Fandoms: Lads on Tour: A D&D Podcast (Podcast)
29 Dec 2022
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Gregg and Guy have a chat during their watch
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When Artem meets a cat in the Big Tesco, he knows just what to do with it.
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With This Cake, I Thee Wed? by TheRealFailWhale
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 May 2022
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Lan Wangji finds a "cake" on his bed. His roommate is definitely up to something.
This was written for the MDZS Two Cakes Drabble Event!
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The Courting Cake by TheRealFailWhale
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 May 2022
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Nie Huaisang receives an unwanted courting cake.
Written for the MDZS Two Cakes Drabble Event!
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The Midnight Rider by mazeltoxin
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Jun 2026
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Bucky Barnes just wants a break from the summer sun. He’s not counting on Steve Rogers.
An afternoon at the theater featuring: ex-assassin Bucky, college twink Steve, and a movie neither will remember.
Rare Kink Buffet Prompt: getting off in a movie theater
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02 Jul 2026
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When Dean and Castiel reunite at the bunker, Cas has a nasty case of pneumonia and Dean takes care of him.
(Slight AU set early season 9 in which "Ezekiel" healed Sam without possessing him)
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05 Dec 2025
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dumbassery, denial, doing (the three d's to the destination) by sobsicles
Fandoms: Supernatural
16 Apr 2021
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Freedom is just one adjustment after the next.
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Cas hums again. "I think you already have. It's been months since everything settled. All that's left to do is...get used to it, and perhaps—" His voice stalls out, uncharacteristically, and his gaze roams Dean's face with intensity. When he speaks next, his tone is a little raw. "Perhaps what one does with peace is...whatever they want."
"What if I don't even know what that is?" Dean grumbles, arching an eyebrow in challenge. "'Cause I know damn well you don't just mean good food and a good bed and time in Baby, not simple wants like that. You mean—ya know, the big things, the wants we didn't get to have before."
"Yes," Cas agrees. "If you're not sure, figure it out."
"Easier said than done."
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Bookmarked by TheRealFailWhale
14 Nov 2025
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As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties.
What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right?
(It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)
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06 Nov 2025
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Scents and Sensibility: The Working Assassin's Guide to Supersoldier Seduction by galwednesday, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Oct 2018
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Captain America wakes up from the ice in 2013. The Winter Soldier wakes up in 2009, or rather defects from HYDRA, for a value of defect that’s closer to decimate. He ends up working for SHIELD. In April 2014, he’s assigned to Captain America’s mission as a sniper.
Steve’s just trying to get some kind of life together. Bucky is too, or at least he was until tall, blond and Captain shows up and starts just - being there, all the time. It’s terrible. It’s the worst. He has to do something about it.