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    Daily posts on the Ottawa Centaurs social media.

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    31 May 2026

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    Big fan !! I love getting glimpses of personalities through the questions I think it’s such a neat way to do character studies. Ch 33

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    Three figure skaters, two hockey players, one assistant coach, one registered nurse and one NBC correspondent are meant to be at the Olympic village. They are basically at work after all. Add in countless parental figures and siblings and the 2038 Winter Olympics become a family reunion for the extended Hollander-Pike-Smith family.

    Over the course of a week, medals will be won, secrets will be spilled and joy will be found.

    This is a sequel featuring the characters in "Amber Pike Has Three Dads" probably should read that first.

    I really just like writing happy comfy family fics and I am throwing queer joy around like glitter. Enjoy!

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    02 Jul 2026

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    I love this family so much but unfortunately I’m recovering from concussion #3 and my memory ain’t what it used to be, please don’t mind the sorting thats about to happen, it’s for me and me alone 😭

    Pike family:
    Hayden and Jackie
    Ruby (medical professional okkkkk)
    Jade (music teacher married to Carlos)
    Arthur (phd student obviously)
    Amber (Olympian, figure skating duo w/ Rob, also archery??)

    Smith (?) family:
    Chelsea and Tiffany
    Brittany and Kelsey
    Rob (Chelsea and Brittany’s kid originally, now has four moms (bro share with the class??? (The class is me)) skating partner w/ Amber)
    Ruth (formerly a baby, now in the adult chat)
    Elliot (my personal icon)

    Hollander family:
    Yuna and David (icons)
    Shane and Ilya
    Elsie (third member of the amber, rob, elsie trio, professional hockey player (Ik that’s right))
    Molly (also professional hockey player (as a die-hard pwhl fan my heart grows three sizes every time we mention a new professional female player))
    Skyler (oldest son)
    Jaxon (middle son)
    Sam (youngest son)

    Grady-Hunter family:
    Scott and Kip
    Carlos (teacher, married to Jade)
    Diego (not old enough to be in the adult gc)

    Ok that’s all for sorting (for now) ch. 3

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    I mean she doesn’t at least not **legally**, but definitely emotionally. But when you are getting most of your gossip out of the mouth of babes some things get lost in translation. One outsider’s perspective on how they assumed their child’s classmate had three fathers for most of the school year.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Actually such a sweet story and to no one’s surprise I got soooooo invested in the lesbians. I want to know more. They’re so dear to me

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    He’s about to unlock the door when his phone buzzes, no doubt with an apology or an explanation. Someone screams outside of the bathroom. There’s a loud noise. More screams. What the-

    His phone buzzes again.

    Jane: don’t come out

    Jane: hide

    Jane: guns

    Jane: idk what’s happening

    Jane: call the cops

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    Shane, Ilya, Scott Hunter and a bunch of MHL players find themselves in a hostage situation in the middle of the Las Vegas award ceremony. (Mid-situationship, the year pre-tuna melt).

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Ok spy movieeee

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    "Why are you not scared?"

    "I am scared," Ilya admits. "I just am tired. Of hiding me. Of hiding you. Of hiding how much I love you. I want to go to the rink— how do you say it? Authenti."

    "Authentically," Shane supplies, automatically.

    "Yes. Authentically. I want to go to the rink authentically, as me," Ilya confirms.

    Ilya looks at Shane, pauses until Shane meets his eyes. "I want to say: I, Ilya Rozanov, love a man, and that man's name is Shane Hollander."

     

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    Or, sometimes it takes a little more time, and some courage, to be with the one you love.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Biiiiiiggggg fan of this one. All the important conversations happening mwah. The Olympics (i see you mpp reference). I’m longing for Calgary, a place I’ve never visited and likely never will