TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms
- Minecraft (Video Game) (32)
- Video Blogging RPF (32)
- Dream SMP (32)
- Batman - All Media Types (15)
- Batman (Comics) (14)
Recent works
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Save the Future, Rallier of Men by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
11 Jan 2026
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As the elderly woman pressed through the carnage, legs wobbling over the ridges of spines and teetering upon fallen shields, her cane found the shattered bone shining from a man’s arm and snapped through it with a crack. The noise echoed loudly, lingering like stagnant water in the familiar, cloying quiet that soaked into once-fertile soils after bountiful battles.
A blind woman lost in a battlefield.
Ares approached her. “Allow my sons to escort you home. Both are brave and strong, and they will see that no harm befalls you.”
She grabbed ahold of the ribbons wrapped around his arm before he could think to move back. “Oh, no, young god, I need you."
or,
An Ares still used to true war wakes in the twenty-first century with an ache in his wings and his own ichor warm on his skin.
His only advice: “Save the future, Ares Laossous.”also known as, troy-era ares wakes up and blinks dumbly at his chilled-out siblings.
the time-travel fix it au with good dad ares! winged ares! (sort of feral ares). aphrodite x ares ft the olympians actually caring about each other <3
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are you smelling this shit, eau de résistance by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
27 Nov 2025
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When fairytale-like stories were woven for things happening on real soil, the desired endings were rarely met. Eret was proof of that; weary, haggard, molded by war-death-fear. They seldom lingered in one place, always on the move. Always leaving a trail of destruction in their wake.
The night they stumbled upon a hamlet in a small country, they forgot why they always moved on. They settled down, prepared to join L'Manberg's fight for freedom.
It took them very little time to remember why they did not stay in the towns they passed by. The white eyes of death did not bring peace with them.
or,
once a child soldier; always a soldier, never a child. eret is broken but at least they break everything they play with.Chapters 1-19 = L'Manberg/SMP [Arc 1]
Chapters 20-26 = Interlude
Chapters 27-current = The Antarctic Empire [Arc 2]Series
- Part 6 of eret is traumatised collection
- Part 1 of vissna
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Dreaming in the Dark by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, Transformers (Bay Movies)
23 Mar 2025
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Ultra Magnus landed on Earth with the intention of dragging his Prime back to Cybertron. He did not plan to meet a human and fall in love along the way.
or, au for human rodimus/bot ultra magnus. set pre-tf4 with many tweaks and g1 characters!
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our Lord Consort, the Loyal Servant by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Nov 2024
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Eret is the Lord Consort. When the Emperor is indisposed, they lead the Empire. This is common knowledge.
Their enemies know this, as well, and one of them aims to take out the Lord Consort whilst the Emperor is not in sight. It does not end well for anyone.
aka, eret gets poisoned and philza is pissed off ft. ot6 poly and the unfortunate long-lasting effects of managing to poison a god-blessed being
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- Part 1 of olsow spin off au fics
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Low-class noble, Foolish of Cail, attends the Autumn Ball in hopes of quietening his Mother's raving for him to find a wife. Unexpectedly, the Crown Prince of the Empire is there. Things take an unexpected turn.
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Sitting on the gold throne, they rose their hand and bent their finger.
Foolish’s heart thundered in his chest. Unsure, he rose his hand and pointed to himself.
The Crown Prince nodded.or, Foolish is called upon by the Crown Prince. He has no choice but to obey.
Series
- Part 3 of eret is traumatised collection
- Part 1 of Lagom
Recent series
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i've earned my sins, sharpen your knives by TheOnlyHuman
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
11 Sep 2020
- Words:
- 137,557
- Works:
- 3
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[vissna; wither]
just stuff that happens in the eau de resistance world :O
currently:
1. are you smelling this shit, eau de resistance (story 1)
2. sidestory set during edr {will come out after edr finishes :P}- Words:
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- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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[not too much, not too little]
What does
a mana monstersomeone withall-seeingeyesand claws and too sharp teethneed in life?Love. Just a little bit, though, or something might happen.
A devoted man is too powerful for the mortal man.- Words:
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- Works:
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Dark Claws: What-ifs by TheOnlyHuman
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
04 Jan 2024
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Exactly what the title says.
- Words:
- 94,963
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 11
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olsow spin off au fics by TheOnlyHuman
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
10 Nov 2024
- Words:
- 13,963
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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In a world of magic plenty of things can happen. Accidents can also happen and one such thing happens in Midorima’s potion class.
The most important thing to remember is that it’s best to always assume that a potion will have side effects, even ones you’ll never expect.Series
- Part 6 of MuraMido
Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
01 Jul 2026
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Count on me (like one two three) by tobeferre
Fandoms: Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball
09 Sep 2024
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"Is this something to do with your counting thing?"
Shintarou freezes. His heart feels like ice. "How do you know about—”
"You aren't exactly subtle," Takao says, "and I have eyes and, you know, a basic understanding of numbers." He exhales. His breath fogs in the night air. "It is, huh."
Or: Midorima Shintarou has OCD.
Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
01 Jul 2026
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In which an inopportune run-in between Shanks's roommate and their electric stovetop leads to an opportunity - he's 6'2", silver-haired, and goes by Sergeant. Shanks decides he has to have him.
Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
14 Jun 2026
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Luffy dies. He dies in front of you, he dies behind you, he dies before you ever see him, he dies alone or with his crew and he dies and dies and dies.
You’ve tried so hard so many times to save him. This time, you’re too furious to play protector, older brother, family. There’s no place in the fire for any of it.
If you can’t protect Luffy from the world, then you’ll burn the world down.
Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
10 Jun 2026
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The commander of the second division started behaving strangely after an incident that nearly set the Moby Dick aflame, but amnesia was far from the problem.
- Language:
- English
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- 133,760
- Chapters:
- 30/30
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Bookmarked by TheOnlyHuman
10 Jun 2026