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    Sup everyone. My name is John Laurens and I HATE school. Why do we need to go to school anyway? Kids can just learn all they need to learn by watching YouTube. You can learn important information like which breakfast cereal tastes the best, the coolest tricks you could do on a skateboard and the easiest methods of painting..........................did I say painting? I didn't say that, what are you talking about? Painting is for girls. But never mind that! The thing I hate the most at this school is a certain annoying boy with mid-length brown hair and glasses who thinks he knows everything. (Nothing is mine except a few extra chapter's I added, most of the stuff here is owned by Dan Gutman and Lin Manuel Miranda. Please don't sue me.

    Hello everyone! My name is Alexander Hamilton, and I LOVE school. At least I used to love it. The teacher's here in Ella Menetry are either dumb, weird, or just straight up psychopathic. What makes it even worse is this insufferable curly haired boy in my class who thinks he's so cool just because he doesn't study.

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    Dakota Cole wants nothing more than to be a superhero and protect the people he cares about. He just has to keep up the secret, navigate school, and manage all of the difficult social situations that come with being a hero.

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    The best part about being back in the city was Dakota’s little side gig secret. He was a superhero…. or at least as close as he could be without being officially licensed by W.A.T.C.H. Last year, he spent a lot of time getting his powers in check. Controlling them. This was the first time he’s actually gone out to be a hero! However, he wasn’t expecting to be the talk of the town and the school's favorite topic of conversation.

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    Basically, PD but their identities are secret and the team is also hiding their true identities from each other.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    Five teenagers stuck together by pure chance find themselves descending into the unknown after receiving vaguely threatening messages and a mysterious link on a chat website.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Mysterion disappears and returns a villain, Wonder Tweek is missing with others on the team vanishing with him, and Super Craig just wishes that everyone would just leave his partner/boyfriend the hell alone. He's got enough problems as it is (both of them do).
    Super Hero AU; main characters are in their early twenties.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    After reporting his family for illegal business practices, the heir to the Tweak family fortune is placed into the Witness Protection Program. Never did the twenty-three-year-old expect his new identity would be the husband of a CIA operative halfway across the globe in America. As Tweek learns how to take control of his life and make things right, he has to adapt to the strict, no-nonsense forty-five-year-old he has to live with.

    Agent Craig Tucker has had a promising tenure with the CIA's Decryption and Analysis department. The only thing standing between him and becoming the department's next Associate Director is his ability to keep an Italian guest safe while trials and conversations are being had elsewhere. While the job seems easy enough, Craig can't help but find being a cover for this case to be a disruption to his pristine and orderly life. Keeping Tweek out of trouble is easier said than done.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Two years after Craig's untimely death, Tweek is struggling to take it day by day. A sudden zombie invasion forces the citizens of South Park to scramble to fend off the undead. When Tweek is forced to join the fight for survival, he finds he may have a second chance with the most important person in his life. Things prove to be difficult as the war between the zombies and humans intensifies.

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    02 Jul 2026