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    When Mineta gets pushy about Bakugou's sex life, he's visibly uncomfortable.

    When Kirishima hears the reason, he can't help but pry and lend a helping hand. Literally.

    When Bakugou insists on reciprocating, he can't really lend a hand, can he? But don't worry: he has other methods and isn't afraid to use them.

    When all is said and done, it's clear this "just a bro helping a bro" thing is a little more than that.

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    Silence. A few tense seconds ticked by before an angry huff sounded and a softened version of Bakugou's voice filled the space. “I just–– I guess I…. don’t really –– do that stuff.”

    Oh, now Kirishima was really intrigued. “Sexual stuff?”

    “Shut it, Shitty Hair.” Aaaand he was back to his normal tone.

    “Katsuki.”

    “Fine. Fuck. Yeah. That stupid stuff. I…”

    Bakugou paused. Kirishima just let the silence flow on like a river, hoping that a small rock floating through time and space would disrupt it.

    “I,” he sounded as if a thousand people were hearing him speak. “I can’t.”

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    27 Jul 2026

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    "Don’t forget the hat rule."

    What the fuck kind of advice is that?

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    Or the one where Katsuki is dragged out to an American Western themed clubbing night, and Eijirou wears Katsuki's hat when they jointly ride a mechanical bull together.

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    27 Jul 2026

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    “Does the cute face come with a name, I wonder?” he mused quietly, and Eijirou nodded a little faster. Name. Right. Obviously.

    “Kirishima Eijirou,” he replied breathlessly. “Or just Eijirou. Or Ei. Or Kiri. Or anything, really?”

    “Mine?”

    Ei whined. “Oh my God.”

    Kiri is an Omega... but he's... big. Not even exaggerating, he could pass for an Alpha on a good day, but what he really wants is for a tiny Alpha to want him just the way he is.

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    25 Jul 2026

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    Ochaco seemed like the safe harbor of common sense, at least until she swallowed a mouthful of fries and pointed a greasy finger at him.

    "So you're basically playing gay chicken," she said, her voice bright and far too carrying for his comfort.

    Katsuki stopped chewing, his fork hovering inches from a piece of wilted lettuce. He stared at her, feeling a sudden regret for ever opening his mouth. Ten minutes ago, she had been a sympathetic listener, but now she looked entirely too amused by his suffering.

    "What the fuck are you talking about?"

    — or the one where they flirt and push at each other like it’s all a game, like it doesn’t mean anything. until it does.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Deku has been laughing for twelve and a half minutes.
    “It’s not that fucking funny,” Katsuki grumbles.
    “Only you,” he wheezes, “would get your therapist to fight you.”

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    Bakugou's quirk is on the fritz. When nothing else seems to work, Kaminari suggests touch therapy. Enter Kirishima Eijirou.

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    29 Jun 2026