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"This is very odd," Jan Maas (of course it's fucking Jan Maas) observes. “Though I have noticed before that Jamie has a prominent oral fixation, in addition to his and Roy’s mutual fixation with each other, which is obvious to everyone, so maybe we should not be overly surprised.”
Or: A bunch of times Roy makes Jamie suck on a pacifier, and one time he gives him something else to suck on.
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- Part 1 of The Suck It Series
Bookmarked by TheBattle1998
12 Jun 2026
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Potter and Malfoy's Guide to the Internet by Bitui_n
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Nov 2025
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Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.
Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
Draco: Our minions-
Harry: Followers
Draco: -keep commenting itIn a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.
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02 Dec 2024
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“Out with it,” he commanded, not even turning his head to look. He could feel Jamie’s eyes roll as he set down the mug.
“I was just wonderin’ what you’re planning to do for the holiday since your family’s gone.”
“None of your fucking business,” Roy immediately answered.
“Well I just… I’ll be home for Christmas. Mummy and Simon are coming to stay with me and, you know, do all the Christmas shit. Midnight mass, presents, Christmas dinner, the Boxing Day match, all that. Thought you might want to join if you’ve got nothin’ else planned,” Jamie shrugged, looking down as he traced the rim of his cup with his index finger.
Oh. Damn.
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Aka Roy lives out his own Hallmark movie Christmas of sorts.Series
- Part 1 of the fucking Hallmark of it all
Bookmarked by TheBattle1998
08 Apr 2024
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Don’t mind if I keep your tie (And your heart, babe) by Ingi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Sep 2015
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The Eighth year common room has a parrot in it, courtesy of McGonagall and her mad search for interhouse bonding.
Most of the time, it's just there, until one day it repeats "Potter has a damn fine arse." And the Slytherins know exactly who the parrot's mimicking...
Draco is not amused.
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- Part 1 of Author's Favorites
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30 May 2023
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9 times Harry kissed Draco and the 1 time Draco kissed Harry by aw_godusopp_no for narutossenpai
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 May 2015
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'Harry grinned, Draco fell into his trap perfectly. Surging forwards, Harry wrapped his fingers around Draco's tie and pulled him forwards until their lips met over their cauldron. The pressure lasted for three seconds, Harry's eyes shut and Draco's wide in surprise. When Harry let Draco go, he slid back into his seat slowly, eyes still wide, tie crooked and a blush painting his cheeks.'
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30 May 2023